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Fenris Creations Promises New Players Safe Space To Learn Game, Then Immediately Deletes It In Galaxy-Wide War

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND — Fenris Creations, the newly rebranded developer formerly known as CCP Games, unveiled its "Cradle of War" expansion for EVE Online this week with a bold promise:...

Fenris Creations Announces AI-Powered Capsuleers Will Replace Human Players Entirely

REYKJAVIK - Just days after rebranding from CCP Games to Fenris Creations and announcing a research partnership with Google DeepMind, the studio behind EVE...

Capsuleer Accidentally Arms Entire Enemy Fleet After Purchasing 1,000 Missile Launchers Instead Of Ammo

JITA — In a devastating display of market inefficiency that has left Alliance commanders scrambling and Market CEOs counting their ISK, a lone capsuleer...

Area Capsuleer Spends 800 Million ISK On 1,000 Missile Launchers After Confusing Item Name With Ammunition

JITA - In what can only be described as the most expensive typographical error in New Eden history, a local capsuleer accidentally purchased 1,000...

NPC Achieves Top Rank In EVE Online PvP Event, Marking First Time CCP Acknowledged Drone Issues

NEW EDEN — In what experts are calling the most significant development in artificial intelligence since the inception of capsuleer warfare, a non-player character...

NPC Outranks Entire Player Base In CCP’s PvP Fest, Claims It Was ‘Just Doing Its Job’

NEW EDEN — In a stunning turn of events that has left the entire EVE Online player base questioning their life choices, a rogue...

Miners Officially Stripped Of Capsuleer Status By CONCORD After Years Of Complaint Letters

JITA - In a landmark decision that has sent shockwaves through New Eden's mining community, CONCORD has officially reclassified all miners as "non-combat industrial...

Area Man Who Flies 17 Accounts Still Can’t Win 1-V-1 Fight

JITA — In a development that has shocked absolutely no one who has ever flown with him, a local pilot who operates seventeen accounts...

CCP Introduces New Fun Metric To Determine When Players Are Actually Having Good Time

AMSTERDAM—In a groundbreaking move that has left the EVE Online playerbase questioning their entire existence, CCP Games announced Tuesday the introduction of a revolutionary...

CCP Unveils New AI Designed To Handle All Player Complaints Before Theyre Even Filed

REYKJAVIK - In a groundbreaking development that industry analysts are calling either genius or completely unhinged, CCP Games has unveiled a new artificial intelligence...

Breaking News: ‘Bazooka’ Weapon Threatens Entire Titan Fleet After 7-Day-Old Pilot Achieves What CCP Couldn’t

JITA - In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through New Eden, intelligence analysts have confirmed the existence of a devastating new weapon...

Capsuleer Declares “100% Safe” Route, Gets Ganked Instantly

Jita-based optimist “Safety Steve” proudly shared his new gank-proof courier route on r/eve. Within 15 minutes, his fully loaded Obelisk exploded in highsec. “CONCORD was...

CCP Announces “Downtime Simulator” Expansion, Now You Too Can Experience Daily Maintenance Year-Round

In a nostalgic twist on New Eden’s beloved daily ritual, CCP Games has announced its latest innovation: Downtime Simulator, an expansion that recreates the...

New App “EVE Whisper” Launches, Promising Anonymous Intel Sharing

In a development more scandalous than a botched bitter vet alliance takeover, a new app called EVE Whisper has entered the New Eden ecosystem,...

CCP Games Announces “EVE: The Cooking Show”

In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to...

CCP Games Unveils “EVE: The Musical”

In a surprise announcement, CCP Games has revealed its latest artistic endeavor: EVE: The Musical, a Broadway-style production designed to chronicle the emotional turbulence...

Mineral Price Index Raising Concerns

In the vast expanse of New Eden, where spaceships roam and fortunes are made, one profession stands out for its sheer simplicity and profitability:...