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Nullsec Alliance Logistics Director Found Weeping In Spreadsheet After Seventh Iteration Of Ansiblex Capacitor Zone Map

NEW EDEN -- Three days after CCP Games published FC Okami's force projection devblog, a 34-year-old logistics director for a prominent nullsec alliance was discovered sobbing quietly in the...

Nullsec Alliances Reportedly ‘Fine’ After Being Told Their Jump Gates Will Now Run On Double-A Batteries

Nullsec Alliances Reportedly 'Fine' After Being Told Their Jump Gates Will Now Run On Double-A BatteriesNEW EDEN -- In what FC Okami described as...

Orca Drone HP Buff Sparks Calls for Industrial Command Ships to Be Added to Alliance Tournament

The 5% increase has unlocked something primal in the miner community.REYKJAVIK - In the wake of Fenris Creations' July 9th patch increasing the Orca's...

EVE Vanguard FPS Players Stunned to Learn They Must Kill Actual EVE Online Players in Operation Avalon

JITA, New Eden -- Operation Avalon, the first cross-universe event linking EVE Online with its new FPS spinoff EVE Vanguard, took an unexpected turn...

EVE Vanguard FPS Players Stunned to Learn They Must Kill Actual EVE Online Players in Operation Avalon; ‘We Thought These Were NPCs,’ Says Devastated...

EVE Vanguard FPS Players Stunned to Learn They Must Kill Actual EVE Online Players in Operation Avalon; 'We Thought These Were NPCs,' Says Devastated...

New Breach Control Module Leaves EVE Players Asking What a Breacher Pod Is

The cross-universe reward has left the playerbase in a state of quantum confusion. The announcement of Operation Avalon has introduced a slate of cross-universe rewards,...

BREAKING: EVE Player Reaches 100% Avalon Influence After 14 Hours, Still Has No Idea What It Does

Local miner credits "sheer spite and a broken Netflix subscription" for the achievement JITA -- In what Fenris Creations is calling a "remarkable testament to...

Strait of Dudreda Propaganda War Escalates; One Side Accidentally Uses CCP Promotional Video, Other Side Publishes 4,000-Word Treatise on Maritime Law

**DUDREDA** — Tensions in the Strait have reached a cultural breaking point. The ongoing blockade in the Strait of Dudreda has entered what military historians...

CCP Issues 47th Warning to Known Input Broadcaster; Community Starts Betting Pool on Whether He’ll Be Banned Before Server Shutdown

**VALE** — The most consequential forum thread of the week has reached 96 comments. User HuntBuzzR successfully killed the Rorqual of a player widely understood...

EVE Online Community Celebrates July 4th the Only Way It Knows How: By Not Doing Anything and Having a Very Good Time Doing It

**THE GAME** — The silence is deafening. The Fourth of July in EVE Online arrived not with fireworks, not with fleet actions, and not with...

CCP Open-Sources Carbon Engine; Community Immediately Finds Working Space Tetris, 15-Year-Old Easter Eggs, and Code Comments Saying “TODO: Fix This Never”

**FAN SITE** — Three separate teams are now building third-party clients. One is crashing on purpose. In a move that CCP has described as "continuing...

Ganker Posts Killmail Expecting Tears; Victim Responds With 45-Minute Tutorial on Emotional Maturity

JITA — Local channel is still recovering.A ganker operating under the increasingly ironic pseudonym "TearsForFears" intercepted Mike Azariah's Bowhead on a 49-jump leg of...

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; Jita Local Immediately Forked Into 14,000 Unplayable Passion Projects

Developers promise the code is "production-ready," which is EVE speak for "we have no idea what this does either." REYKJAVIK - In a move that...

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; Jita Local Immediately Forked Into 14,000 Unplayable Passion Projects

Developers promise the code is "production-ready," which is EVE speak for "we have no idea what this does either." REYKJAVIK - In a move that...

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; First Community Fork Immediately Adds Battle Pass

Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; First Community Fork Immediately Adds Battle PassREYKJAVIK — In a move hailed by developers and deeply feared by players,...

BREAKING: EVE Online’s Largest Scam in History Reportedly Only Netted Scammer $400 And A Sense Of Achievement

NEW EDEN -- A massive in-game Ponzi scheme that saw a high-profile EVE Online corporation promising new players 400% returns on their "strategic investment...

BREAKING: EVE Online Player Discovers He Has Been Playing Wrong Game For 14 Years, Actually Thought He Was Playing Starfield

JITA Local capsuleer Delet3_Everything confirmed Tuesday that he has been playing EVE Online incorrectly for the past 14 years, having recently realized he had been...