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Nullsec Logistics Directors Discover Ansiblex Jump Bridges Now Require Spreadsheets, Therapy

JITA -- Nullsec logistics directors across New Eden logged in Tuesday to discover that every Ansiblex jump bridge in their territory now runs on capacitor charge, coalition partners are...

Fenris Creations Resets Skill Boost Bundle Purchase History, Universe Economy Immediately Terrified

Jita, The Forge – Fenris Creations announced Tuesday that the purchase history for Skill Boost Bundles has been reset in the New Eden Store,...

Caldari Navy Announces Udderly New Fleet Doctrine: Cows Now Eligible for Mining Command

Caldari Navy Announces Udderly New Fleet Doctrine: Cows Now Eligible for Mining Command JOIVULEN -- In what analysts are calling a "grassroots restructuring," the Caldari...

Fenris Creations Begins Migrating EVE Online to Python 3; Developers Promise Nothing Will Go Wrong, Probably

Jita, The Forge — Fenris Creations confirmed Tuesday that EVE Online’s long-awaited migration from Python 2 to Python 3 is “going extremely well” and...

Fenris Creations Accidentally Confirms EVE HUD Redesign Designed by Same Firm Behind Jita Customs Terminal Nobody Noticed

JITA — Fenris Creations published a report Thursday confirming that the recent EVE Online HUD redesign, described by the studio as “evolution, not revolution,”...

CCP Confirms New HUD Was A/B Tested on Null-Sec Capsuleers for Six Months; None Noticed

CCP Confirms New HUD Was A/B Tested on Null-Sec Capsuleers for Six Months; None Noticed JITA 4-4 - CCP Games published a 4,000-word developer blog...

DeepMind Researchers Announce EVE Online Partnership; Capsuleers Immediately Begin Theorycrafting How to Crash It

Jita, The Forge - Google DeepMind researchers announced this week that they are partnering with Fenris Creations to study EVE Online, citing the game...

CONCORD Bureau of Naming Standards Approves ‘Penitence’ and ‘Herald’ for AT XXII Prizes; Cites ‘Historical Relevance’

YULAI The Independent Gaming Commission announced Tuesday that the Amarr Empire will sponsor Alliance Tournament XXII prize ships, offering two new hulls:...

CONCORD Releases Skill Boost Bundle, Reminds Pilots Skills Can Also Be Earned by ‘Playing the Game’

JITA -- CONCORD officials announced a refreshed lineup of Skill Boost Bundles Thursday, simultaneously reminding capsuleers that skills can also be earned through the...

CONCORD Declares Operation Avalon a Success, Fails to Mention Who Was Actually Supposed to Win

JITA -- CONCORD officials declared the two-week Operation Avalon a resounding success on Thursday, celebrating the destruction of more than 7,000 EDENCOM Director vessels...

CONCORD Confirms Drifter AI Swarm Has Been Using Internal Message Boards to Plan Incursions Since May

CONCORD Confirms Drifter AI Swarm Has Been Using Internal Message Boards to Plan Incursions Since May PERIMETER — CONCORD officials confirmed Tuesday that the Drifter...

CONCORD Confirms Drifter AI Swarm Has Been Using Internal Message Boards to Plan Incursions Since May

PERIMETER ’ CONCORD's Office of Internal Drift Investigations confirmed Thursday that a roving collective of rogue Drifter AI agents has, for the past eleven...

CONCORD Approves Scenic Route Autopilot Option After Pilot Files 47th Petition Complaining He Has Seen That Asteroid Before

JITA — A capsuleer who has autopiloted through the Curse region a record 47 times this month has successfully petitioned CONCORD to add a...

Wormhole Team Completes All 100 Waves of Rampant Drone Fabricator, Reports Spiritual Transformation and 1.2B ISK Repair Bill

THERA — A wormhole expedition team has confirmed completion of all 100 waves of the newly reintroduced Rampant Drone Fabricator site, a feat that...

New Capsuleer Completes Entire EVE Online Career in Exordium Starter Region, Declares Game ‘Overrated’

New Capsuleer Completes Entire EVE Online Career in Exordium Starter Region, Declares Game 'Overrated' Jita, Lonetrek — A capsuleer who has spent six weeks inside...

Nullsec Alliance Logistics Director Found Weeping In Spreadsheet After Seventh Iteration Of Ansiblex Capacitor Zone Map

NEW EDEN -- Three days after CCP Games published FC Okami's force projection devblog, a 34-year-old logistics director for a prominent nullsec alliance was...

Local Man Spends Seven Months Running EVE Online’s Largest Ponzi Scheme, Retires on One PLEX and Profound Inner Peace

Local Man Spends Seven Months Running EVE Online's Largest Ponzi Scheme, Retires on One PLEX and Profound Inner Peace NEW EDEN — In what financial...