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New Capsuleer Completes Entire EVE Online Career in Exordium Starter Region, Declares Game ‘Overrated’

Jessica Nova - July 28, 2026 0

New Capsuleer Completes Entire EVE Online Career in Exordium Starter Region, Declares Game 'Overrated' Jita, Lonetrek — A capsuleer who has spent six weeks inside...

Nullsec Alliance Logistics Director Found Weeping In Spreadsheet After Seventh Iteration Of Ansiblex Capacitor Zone Map

Jessica Nova - July 24, 2026

Local Man Spends Seven Months Running EVE Online’s Largest Ponzi Scheme, Retires on One PLEX and Profound Inner Peace

Jessica Nova - July 21, 2026

Nullsec Alliances Reportedly ‘Fine’ After Being Told Their Jump Gates Will Now Run On Double-A Batteries

Jessica Nova - July 21, 2026

Orca Drone HP Buff Sparks Calls for Industrial Command Ships to Be Added to Alliance Tournament

Jessica Nova - July 17, 2026

EVE Vanguard FPS Players Stunned to Learn They Must Kill Actual EVE Online Players in Operation Avalon

Jessica Nova - July 14, 2026

EVE Vanguard FPS Players Stunned to Learn They Must Kill Actual EVE Online Players in Operation Avalon; ‘We Thought These Were NPCs,’ Says Devastated...

Jessica Nova - July 14, 2026

New Breach Control Module Leaves EVE Players Asking What a Breacher Pod Is

Jessica Nova - July 10, 2026

BREAKING: EVE Player Reaches 100% Avalon Influence After 14 Hours, Still Has No Idea What It Does

Jessica Nova - July 7, 2026

Strait of Dudreda Propaganda War Escalates; One Side Accidentally Uses CCP Promotional Video, Other Side Publishes 4,000-Word Treatise on Maritime Law

Jessica Nova - July 4, 2026

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