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BREAKING: EVE Online Player Discovers He Has Been Playing Wrong Game For 14 Years, Actually Thought He Was Playing Starfield

Jessica Nova - June 23, 2026 0

JITA Local capsuleer Delet3_Everything confirmed Tuesday that he has been playing EVE Online incorrectly for the past 14 years, having recently realized he had been...

BREAKING: Veteran EVE Player Who Announced He Was Quitting Over Exordium Safezone Spotted Training Newbro In Rookie Help Channel

Jessica Nova - June 19, 2026

BREAKING: Veteran EVE Player Who Announced He Was Quitting Over Exordium Safezone Spotted Training Newbro In Rookie Help Channel

Jessica Nova - June 19, 2026

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Hosts Mandatory War Celebration; Employees Remind Attendees That Attendance Is Technically Voluntary

Jessica Nova - June 16, 2026

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Removes 50 Billboards From EVE Online, Replaces Them With 3 That Are Slightly Less Terrible

Jessica Nova - June 12, 2026

BREAKING: Man Who Spent £6,000 And Called In Sick To Lose Virtual War Says Experience More Stressful Than Actual Life; Alliance Disbands Anyway

Jessica Nova - June 12, 2026

Area Man Who Spent £6,000 Skipping Work Says Losing Virtual War ‘More Stressful Than Real Life’; Alliance Disbands Anyway

Jessica Nova - June 9, 2026

Half-empty corporate conference room at EVE Online Fanfest event

Fenris Creations Hosts Mandatory War Celebration; Employees Remind Attendees That Attendance Is Technically Voluntary

Jessica Nova - June 5, 2026

Jita Officially Recognized As Separate Sovereign Nation, Caldari Empire Mourns Loss Of Their System

Jessica Nova - May 29, 2026

Exhausted multiboxer surrounded by 20+ monitors in futuristic command center

Area Man Who Flies 17 Accounts Still Can’t Win 1-V-1 Fight

Jessica Nova - May 27, 2026

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