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Capsuleer Accidentally Arms Entire Enemy Fleet After Purchasing 1,000 Missile Launchers Instead Of Ammo

Jessica Nova - March 6, 2026 0

JITA — In a devastating display of market inefficiency that has left Alliance commanders scrambling and Market CEOs counting their ISK, a lone capsuleer...

Area Capsuleer Spends 800 Million ISK On 1,000 Missile Launchers After Confusing Item Name With Ammunition

Jessica Nova - March 6, 2026

NPC Achieves Top Rank In EVE Online PvP Event, Marking First Time CCP Acknowledged Drone Issues

Jessica Nova - March 3, 2026

NPC Outranks Entire Player Base In CCP’s PvP Fest, Claims It Was ‘Just Doing Its Job’

Jessica Nova - March 3, 2026

Miners Officially Stripped Of Capsuleer Status By CONCORD After Years Of Complaint Letters

Jessica Nova - March 3, 2026

Area Man Who Flies 17 Accounts Still Can’t Win 1-V-1 Fight

Jessica Nova - February 24, 2026

CCP Introduces New Fun Metric To Determine When Players Are Actually Having Good Time

Jessica Nova - February 20, 2026

CCP Unveils New AI Designed To Handle All Player Complaints Before Theyre Even Filed

Jessica Nova - February 17, 2026

Breaking News: ‘Bazooka’ Weapon Threatens Entire Titan Fleet After 7-Day-Old Pilot Achieves What CCP Couldn’t

Jessica Nova - February 17, 2026

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