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Strait of Dudreda Propaganda War Escalates; One Side Accidentally Uses CCP Promotional Video, Other Side Publishes 4,000-Word Treatise on Maritime Law

Jessica Nova - July 4, 2026 0

**DUDREDA** â€” Tensions in the Strait have reached a cultural breaking point. The ongoing blockade in the Strait of Dudreda has entered what military historians...

CCP Issues 47th Warning to Known Input Broadcaster; Community Starts Betting Pool on Whether He’ll Be Banned Before Server Shutdown

Jessica Nova - July 4, 2026

EVE Online Community Celebrates July 4th the Only Way It Knows How: By Not Doing Anything and Having a Very Good Time Doing It

Jessica Nova - July 4, 2026

CCP Open-Sources Carbon Engine; Community Immediately Finds Working Space Tetris, 15-Year-Old Easter Eggs, and Code Comments Saying “TODO: Fix This Never”

Jessica Nova - July 4, 2026

Ganker Posts Killmail Expecting Tears; Victim Responds With 45-Minute Tutorial on Emotional Maturity

Jessica Nova - July 4, 2026

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; Jita Local Immediately Forked Into 14,000 Unplayable Passion Projects

Jessica Nova - July 3, 2026

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; Jita Local Immediately Forked Into 14,000 Unplayable Passion Projects

Jessica Nova - July 3, 2026

BREAKING: Fenris Creations Open-Sources Carbon Engine; First Community Fork Immediately Adds Battle Pass

Jessica Nova - July 1, 2026

BREAKING: EVE Online’s Largest Scam in History Reportedly Only Netted Scammer $400 And A Sense Of Achievement

Jessica Nova - June 26, 2026

BREAKING: EVE Online Player Discovers He Has Been Playing Wrong Game For 14 Years, Actually Thought He Was Playing Starfield

Jessica Nova - June 23, 2026

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