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Google Trends sees massive increase in “grass related” search queries during extended Eve Online outage

The time of crisis was 19:14 UTC, the start to the “Great Downtime” as it is being heralded by many on Eve Online forms...

news September 1, 2023

What’s Old is New Again: Voice Comms Update Set To Take Local Chat Abuse To New Levels

EVE Online players can now take their in-game communication up a notch with the recent announcement from CCP of an upcoming voice communications feature....

news August 25, 2023

Barbie movie banned by Minmatar Republic over controversial star chart

Denizens of Minmatar Space will have to obtain illicit holoreels of the smash hit Barbie from black market sources following a sweeping ban across...

news August 22, 2023

America Places Sanctions on CCP Games For Technology Theft and Intellectual Property Violations

White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, announced in a media briefing this morning that a fresh wave of sanctions is to be placed on...

news July 28, 2023

FRAT to rent The Citadel region

News flash as Noraus announced this evening that Winter Co has decided to march towards Caldari High sec, the justification came from the directors...

news July 21, 2023

[REDACTED] Revealed as EVE Classic

In the latest dank leak, the second bullet of the EVE 20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition is revealed to be an EVE Classic client. “Yo...

news July 7, 2023

Elon Musk & CCP Games Launch New Partnership; EVE Online Ships Set to Break Orbit in 2025

REYKJAVIK, Iceland & CALIFORNIA, USA - In a stunning announcement that has left the gaming and space exploration communities aghast, CCP Games and eccentric...

news June 2, 2023

CCP Games Admits Bug Swapping

In a shocking turn of events, CCP Paragon in a drunken haze at a restaurant let slip that the occasional Reddit post featuring a...

news May 26, 2023

Gamer Grinds 80 Hours Each Month in Eve Online For Free Subscription Time Purely To Snub Developer

In Eve Online players can buy subscription time tokens from the developer and then sell them for in-game currency, which other players can then...

news May 22, 2023

ChatGPT Weaponized Into A Money Doubling Scam by Eve Online Players

Eve Online players can accomplish so much and have done so many times. From human genome research to disaster relief fundraisers following natural disasters....

news May 5, 2023

EVE Online Alliance Announces New Initiative to Encourage World Peace

In a surprising turn of events, one of the most hated alliances in the EVE Online universe, known for its cutthroat tactics and aggressive...

news April 26, 2023

CCP’s New Microtransaction Lets You Automate Planetary Industry in Eve Online: Is It Convenience or Cheating?

In a shocking move, CCP Games, the developers of the popular space-themed MMO, Eve Online, have announced a new microtransaction that allows players to...

news April 18, 2023

Leaks of the new blockchain CCP Game!

EVE’s players were pleased as CCP released the news of a new Web3 game with the world-famous blockchain technology based in EVE’s universe, this...

news April 14, 2023

EVE Online Devs Announce New Expansion: “Real Life Integration”

In a stunning announcement today, the developers of EVE Online, CCP Games, revealed plans for their latest expansion, "Real Life Integration". According to CCP,...

news April 1, 2023

Horde threatens to “take the ball home” after The Andres incident!

Horde threatens to “take the ball home” after The Andres incident! The afternoon of march 7th went with a surprising drama incoming from pandemic Horde...

news March 15, 2023

CCP Games To Make Eve Online Female Friendly – Community Level Bonuses for Active Female Participation Announced

In a recent forum post, CCP Elamef Laer outlined plans to increase the friendliness of Eve Online to female players and to increase their...

news December 23, 2022