REYKJAVIK – Fenris Creations has announced a sweeping reorganization of Pochven under its force-projection revamp, in what the studio described as “an effort to streamline the Triglavian experience.” The Triglavians, sources confirm, were not consulted, not offered relocation assistance, and are reportedly “not taking this well.”
“It’s restructuring,” said Fenris Product Lead Arna Hjaltadottir. “We’re consolidating Triglavian sub-clades, merging redundant wormhole lanes, and right-sizing the Kybernauts’ operational footprint. This is standard portfolio management. The aliens just happen to be part of the portfolio.”
The six-year Pochven war between the Kybernauts and the poshlo-led factions is expected to continue unchanged, though both sides have been asked to “remain in their current configuration until further notice.”
“We’ve been fighting over this wormhole since before the studio’s last rebrand,” said a Kybernaut FC, reached mid-citadel-crash. “And now some guy in Reykjavik is telling us we’re being ‘reorganized for synergy.’ The Triglavians have never once used the word synergy. I’m scared.”
At press time, Fenris confirmed that the reorganization remains “on schedule,” and that the Triglavians have been reminded their concerns must be submitted through the proper channels, in triplicate, in writing.
