Under cover of finding good fights, the streamers of streamfleet will live-stream a ram raid on the Markee Dragon store 6 April at 2100 EVE time. Organizer Raiden Harmann, in collusion with CCP’s RMT Reallocation and Market Tampering Team (CCP RMT RMT Team), plans a four-pronged smash-and-grab assault on the Markee Dragon RMT empire.
“Very good” (but not, apparently, great) FCs KillahBee, BjornBee, Zarvox Toral, and ProGodLegend will lead fleets of streamers on a live-streamed roam around New Eden looking for opportunities to slaughter botters and AFK ratters. The operation, code-named tvE2, anticipates liberating 50 Alpha packs and 50 Meteor packs from the miserly grasp of Markee Dragon. Streamers and FCs, in parody of RMT killmails, are rumored to have PLEX in cargo released from CCP RMT RMT Team wallets, in order to bait out greedy capsuleers.
Operation tvE2 planning documents, leaked from streamfleet headquarters secret archives at http://streamfleet.org/event/twitch-vs-eve-2, provide more tantalizing details. These documents reveal some 50 streamers are on deck for this operation. Interestingly, the documents name only 48 streamers on the official page; additional collateral exposes Neo Kryser as the 49th streamer, leaving investigators puzzled as to the identity of the 50th streamer. Will Wingspan TT, the 4th best streamer, make a surprise entrance, dropping a fleet of delivery agents to replenish ammunition and drones? Will ScaredPanda make an unannounced entry, blowing the minds of capsuleers with her mad makeup skills? Will Frank (sorry guys no stream today) the Bank show up, or will Rushlock have to cover for him? Will Bombers Bar pull together and alpha-strike a fleet? Will Olmeca Gold decloak to alpha-strike the alpha-strike fleet? Speculation abounds!
Always desperate for viewers–Raiden “leaking” plans to even entirely unknown streamers, in an effort to recruit additional participants–with opsec concerns seemingly irrelevant, streamers and FCs race announcing plans to stream the ram raid as it happens.
Insure your catalysts; polish your drones; load your missile launchers; and bribe your ‘dictor pilots in preparation for this event; then undock and prepare to stream-snipe all 50 streamers 6 April, 2100 EVE time. Place your bets at <redacted> today on how many Monitors and Machariels will explode! Or, sit back, relax, and sip a Quafe Zero while you decide which streamers you’ll watch react as they die ingloriously!
