Case Red Gamma Leak Confirms EVE Onion as the only Independent News Source in New Eden

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EVE Onion has learned that Intaki Bank representative Osk en Devoir leaked a CDI Working Group on Emergent Threats report to news agency representatives.

The Intaki Bank representative’s communication discloses that the CDIA Working Group on Emergent Threats, in cooperation with the Amarr Navy and intelligence gathered from the Blood Raider Covenant, indicates that Drifters may be shifting towards a greater awareness and interest in the competing factions in New Eden.

 

The leak was distributed to:

The community is abuzz with speculation. Immelman Namlemmi [IRS] further notes “all of the Drifters in Vietnam (the shattered black hole J010811 with over 70 Arithmos Tyrannos) have mysteriously disappeared.”

(“Vietnamming”, a term coined by Winthorp and Pubway Shi, refers to intentionally spawning and leaving Drifters alive to roam the Wormhole, and this system was previously overrun, as we see above.)

An anonymous source indicates that TRI pilots report the Drifters were hired by xDeathx to fight on their behalf, and one Drifter researcher points out that “Gamma” is the highest level of access, leading to the antechamber.

You, dear reader, will I’m sure, have already noticed a glaring gap in the widely-distributed leak? What outlet is missing? EVE Onion News! While news of what appears to be preparations for a new and advance Drifter incursion is of critical import to New Eden, it is the story behind the story that tells the real story.

The real news, of course, is the revelation that these corporations, allegedly focused upon investigation and news reporting, appear to be working in cooperation with one another, and with the Intaki Bank. Osk en Devoir, only very recently joining Intaki Bank after a long and mysteriously secretive career with University of Caille, wears sunglasses, and is clearly not trustworthy. Interestingly, most of the parties involved in this leak also have eyewear, or choose to exclude at least one eye in their formal portraits. Take from that what you will…

The Intaki Syndicate, an infamous criminal cartel running the largest black market in New Eden, runs one of the largest illegal currency exchanges of Caldari corporate script. The Intaki Bank, in particular, made a recent decision to keep names on all accounts secret, and inaccessible to anyone. Everyone knows that dirty money pours in and out of the bank. Is Intaki Bank the secret dirty money liaison between these “news” and “research” organizations? Who is Osk en Devoir?

“Osk”, derived from “wish”, “en” meaning “and”, and “Devoir”, deriving from “duty”, seems clearly a nom de plume. Wish and Duty? Your wish is my command? Clearly, Osk en Devoir is Intaki Bank’s enforcer, who reminds those beholden to Intaki Bank for shielding their illegitimate (RMT?) revenue that Intaki Bank holds the keys to their secrets? Is Osk en Devoir blackmailing the news and research agencies in New Eden? Or, is Intaki Bank attempting to cast shade upon these entities, in order to discredit any reports they might deliver that would disclose Intaki Bank’s subversive connections?

Whatever the case, EVE Onion, New Eden’s premier source of information, is notably absent from this list of collaborators. Even Apothne agrees: All EVE Media is Bad, but has retweeted EVE Onion, giving his clear endorsement of EVE Onion as the exception to this assertion.

Whether these other news and research organizations are corrupt, or Intaki Syndicate is setting them up, EVE Onion is your trustworthy, unfettered, and independent source.