Dunk Dinkle Exposed! Secret Goonswarm Leader Rushes to Damage Control.

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In a tumultuous turn of events, it appears that beloved Brave Newbies personality, Dunk Dinkle, has been exposed as a secret leader of Goonswarm and a possible replacement for The Mittani. Rumors have circulated for several years that Dunk Dinkle enjoyed hanging out with the Bees, but a pile of photographic evidence has recently been unearthed that proves Mr. Dinkle is not just a sympathizer, but an actual handler, of the bees!

As you can see here, Dunk Dinkle is pictured commanding thousands of little bees, and is even training them to accept a new commander.

He has even been photographed receiving benefits and kickbacks from his efforts within the organization. Hinting at the importance of his role.

Mr. Dinkle’s actions indicate that he is in a leadership position, possibly in complete control of at least a large portion of the organization. This has led some to speculate that perhaps he is positioning himself as the spiritual successor to the aging supreme leader, The Mittani.

We have heard shock and outrage from the community over this betrayal of the Brave Newbies family, though Brave Newbies senior leadership has yet to comment on the developing scandal.