In a shocking turn of events, CCP Paragon in a drunken haze at a restaurant let slip that the occasional Reddit post featuring a failed bridge attempt, which resulted in a jumping of a titan into an enemy fleet instead, is actually a content creation bug they implemented some time ago.
“Hic…We knew for quite some time now that a bug…hic…. would occasionally jump you to a cyno instead of bridging haha…But considering the social media fervor and content creation it has created…hic…over the years we made the executive decision to leave it in. It’s something like a 1 in 69…hic…nice…chance when you click the bridge option lol.”
CCP Paragon unknowingly revealed this revelation to an undercover Snuffed Out operative who was running a honeypot for future blackmail gatherings. Little did the operative know how serious a betrayal the developer has been hiding from its devoted and loyal player base. The operative felt compelled to reveal this revelation to this prestigious bastion of truth that is The Eve Onion for wider dissemination.
The Eve Onion would like to disclose that the Snuffed Out operative requested a payment of 10 billion ISK for this information, but the Onion could only offer 500 million ISK and 50 erotic dancers, male.
Due to the relentless spread of disinformation plaguing our industry, The Onion is under particular hardship, monetary wise which the Snuffed Out operative was sympathetic to.
