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5 Signs You Are Burned Out In Eve Online

It is inevitable that anything we love doing whether that be a hobby, dream job, relationship, or even your favorite space MMO can become...

news February 15, 2022

The Crossover Event You All Asked for!

Iceland - Fresh off the heels of the wildly popular and successful Dr. Who event. CCP Games announces the next crossover event! The Icelandic...

news February 8, 2022

‘Twas the Night before Yoiul

'Twas the night before Yoiul, when all through the chainNot a core probe was stirring as I mashed d-scan in vain;My Proteus smart-bombs were...

news December 24, 2021

Proximity Voice Testing Underway on Singularity

After tons of angry and disparate responses to the recent mining update patch, CCP is testing a new QoL feature to help smooth the...

news December 21, 2021

AFK Bot Miner Asks CCPlease Think About The Little Guy

As you know, I am a null bear Rorqual tycoon. I currently command a fleet of fifty excavator drone hives, which operate under an...

news December 3, 2021

Quadrant 4 Ends Scarcity with the Introduction of Solar Interaction

Dedicated white-hat hackers have uncovered files revealing that EVE’s Quadrant 4 will lead up to player-made stargates by means of materials gathered through Solar...

news November 30, 2021

In Effort to Promote Positivity, CCP Wants to Disable the Dislike Button

Did you enjoy playing EVE today? Yes you did! That’s the sentiment that CCP Games is promoting in their latest update to EVE Online, set...

news November 16, 2021

Man insists spending 40 hours a week shifting through excel spreadsheets isn’t work.

EVE players insist spending hours doing mind-numbingly boring labor isn’t work, but “fun”, despite having all the characteristics of the worst jobs on the...

news October 19, 2021

FFXIV and EVE Online – An Unexpected Connection

On 13 April 2021, CCP removed empty asteroid belts from space after having stripped them of asteroids several months earlier. Frustrated players were unsatisfied...

news September 28, 2021

EVE Onion Takes On Air NPE

With the exciting news of a coming revitalized new player experience (dubbed AIR NPE by CCP), we at EVE Onion decided to collaboratively give...

news September 17, 2021

Goon Commanders Promise No Retribution Against Onion Reporters in Delve

The last few weeks have been a political and military disaster for PAPI leaders as their early and sudden withdrawal from the warzone ahead...

news September 7, 2021

Dear Diary, it’s me, Villy…

You suck! I hate you, you miserable wretch. You are so bad at this game. You never accomplished anything of interest or significance. All you...

news August 10, 2021

AT Rules Shakeup

CCP thrilled their EVE Online player-base with a much anticipated announcement video last week. After being canceled for two years due to budget and...

news July 28, 2021

Saving New Eden One Ore Pack at a Time

I don't like all the violent PvP nonsense that 'modern' society imposes upon CCP's vision of the future. EVE Online is more than just...

news July 21, 2021

Dunk Dinkle Exposed! Secret Goonswarm Leader Rushes to Damage Control.

In a tumultuous turn of events, it appears that beloved Brave Newbies personality, Dunk Dinkle, has been exposed as a secret leader of Goonswarm...

news July 16, 2021

Happy to be Back in the Office

As COVID-19 restrictions ease across most of the regions most heavily populated by EVE players, CCP struggles to deal with unanticipated consequences. Accustomed to "working...

news July 13, 2021