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Eve Onion Wins The Scope Off the Hypernet, Declares Itself Galactic News Overlord

In a shocking turn of events, Eve Onion, the satirical news organization of New Eden, has won The Scope off the HyperNet Relay. The HyperNet, infamous for its “spontaneous...
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Live, Laugh, Love, Align – The Perils of Marrying an Eve Online Player

Tonight was going to be another lonely night shared only between Jessica and the cast of Grey's Anatomy. Her husband was in another room,...
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CCP Games Showcases ‘Pay Your Colors’ Personalized Ship Skins in Development

In a move that should have stunned no one in the EVE community, CCP Games announced at the recently concluded Eve Fanfest in Las...
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Hotel Rooms of 27 Eve Online Role Players Raided by Icelandic Authorities Over Drugs and Weapons Trafficking Concerns

Special Investigators analyze a seized computer from one of the rooms
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CCP ONLINE UNVEILS “ABYSSAL CRATES”: YOUR NEW SPACE OBSESSION!

Hold onto your warp drives, EVE Online fans, because CCP Games blasts the universe with an electrifying surprise: "Abyssal Crates." Get ready to embrace...
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Google Trends sees massive increase in “grass related” search queries during extended Eve Online outage

The time of crisis was 19:14 UTC, the start to the “Great Downtime” as it is being heralded by many on Eve Online forms...
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What’s Old is New Again: Voice Comms Update Set To Take Local Chat Abuse To New Levels

EVE Online players can now take their in-game communication up a notch with the recent announcement from CCP of an upcoming voice communications feature....
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Barbie movie banned by Minmatar Republic over controversial star chart

Denizens of Minmatar Space will have to obtain illicit holoreels of the smash hit Barbie from black market sources following a sweeping ban across...
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America Places Sanctions on CCP Games For Technology Theft and Intellectual Property Violations

White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, announced in a media briefing this morning that a fresh wave of sanctions is to be placed on...
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FRAT to rent The Citadel region

News flash as Noraus announced this evening that Winter Co has decided to march towards Caldari High sec, the justification came from the directors...
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[REDACTED] Revealed as EVE Classic

In the latest dank leak, the second bullet of the EVE 20th Anniversary Collector’s Edition is revealed to be an EVE Classic client. “Yo...
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Elon Musk & CCP Games Launch New Partnership; EVE Online Ships Set to Break Orbit in 2025

REYKJAVIK, Iceland & CALIFORNIA, USA - In a stunning announcement that has left the gaming and space exploration communities aghast, CCP Games and eccentric...
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CCP Games Admits Bug Swapping

In a shocking turn of events, CCP Paragon in a drunken haze at a restaurant let slip that the occasional Reddit post featuring a...
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Gamer Grinds 80 Hours Each Month in Eve Online For Free Subscription Time Purely To Snub Developer

In Eve Online players can buy subscription time tokens from the developer and then sell them for in-game currency, which other players can then...
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ChatGPT Weaponized Into A Money Doubling Scam by Eve Online Players

Eve Online players can accomplish so much and have done so many times. From human genome research to disaster relief fundraisers following natural disasters....
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EVE Online Alliance Announces New Initiative to Encourage World Peace

In a surprising turn of events, one of the most hated alliances in the EVE Online universe, known for its cutthroat tactics and aggressive...
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CCP’s New Microtransaction Lets You Automate Planetary Industry in Eve Online: Is It Convenience or Cheating?

In a shocking move, CCP Games, the developers of the popular space-themed MMO, Eve Online, have announced a new microtransaction that allows players to...
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