Denizens of Minmatar Space will have to obtain illicit holoreels of the smash hit Barbie from black market sources following a sweeping ban across Minmatar Republic Space.
The ban follows a swift vote by Tribal Justice officials from the seven major tribes, Sebiestor, Krusual, Brutor, Vherokior, Nefantar, Thukker, and Starkmanir. The Starkmanir official was especially vocal and demanded immediate retribution against the studio that produced the film.
Overall the film is said to have resonated with a sizable portion of the Minmatar population who have obtained viewings via various means, with likenings to the Liberation Uprising attributed to a secondary character. Prominently, the strife of the secondary character “Ken” discovering the oppression and brainwashing he has been subject to for the benefit of the “barbies” in their idyllic controlled world. The “Ken” has an awakening during the pursuit of the main protagonist who flees their homeland after discovering that everything is controlled in their day to day lives by unseen actors. The muscular and tribal primarch nature of Ken towards the conclusion has also been said to resonate heavily with Minmatar youth.
Unfortunately, in a brief section of the movie, there is a glimpse of a star map with clear markings that sections of current heavily contested Minmatar and Amarr space were included in the Amarr domain of the universe. Capsuleer fighting alongside both Amarr and Minmater forces regularly change system possession between both powers and the map does not reflect any contested state, as is the case across most media and empire outlets.
This slight had not gone unnoticed and the Republic was swift to crackdown on this “perverse and subversive Amarr fantasy drivel”.
“Not only do our brothers and sisters continue to suffer under the boot of Amarr, but now we have perverse media propaganda solidifying the enslavement of our people! The Day of Darkness will not be forgotten, and our fight continues till our last breath! DEATH to those who support the injustices that Amarr continues to bring to the universe!” – Thukker Justice Leader Thal-ideel declared during a post-vote press interview.
All copies discovered by republic officials will be immediately destroyed and the owner(s) issued an expedited trial. Punishments include public lashings or forced labor in a Capsuleer veldspar mining fleets among other grueling punishments.
