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Your Anaconda Don’t

It’s very busy at Goonswarm War HQ, but EVE Onion was able to pull a favour and get a sit-down with TheMittani to see...

Breaking: Elon Musk lets slip POS code only fail safe from “Machineageddon!”

Tokyo Technology Expo, Tokyo - Acclaimed and a much loved by the public Elon Musk let slip during a Q&A session with automotive experts...

“DADBOMB” Not Seddow’s Father After All

Setting the record straight, the person who bombed Seddow's FC chat stream was NOT Seddow's dad, OK? There's been a lot of memeing and...

CCP Harvesting Salt to Sell in Wake of Niarja Invasion

When the Hisec trade route choke-point of Niarja was invaded and subsequently conquered by The Triglavian Collective, the ensuing sodium chloride produced by the...

CCP Opens Investigation Into Abyssal Filament Collusion Allegations

In stunning news this week, CCP has confirmed a special investigation will be opened looking into accusations leveled at several prominent players of collusion...

Mittens Clarifies: I Value all Imperium Members, Even the Fake Ones

Delve – Recently, TheMittani apologized over a Discord interview for his seemingly careless remarks regarding certain members of the Imperium Coalition.  
“I want to make...

New EVE Mobile!

This article was originally published 10 February 2018 Note: We called it! From the EVE Online website: Introducing the new EVE Online mobile gaming app. EVE Mobile...

Hundreds of Espionage Agents Left Homeless Following CVA Evac from Providence

Ishukone Corporation Factory--Mista For Capsuleer Scone Pancake I-alt, life had just turned upside down, with years of hard work and many hours of scheming coming...

EVE Onion Broke After CEO Uses Last ISK to Buy Noctis

Around 0000 GMT on 27 July, a large fight broke out between the Imperium and PAPI forces in 1-SMEB mostly happening on the 6Q-R50...

Players Moved From Space to Invasion Systems: “Feature Not Bug” Says CCP Sledgehammer.

In a stunning interview with lead game developer and self-styled supreme genius, CCP Sledgehammer has finally revealed that a recent string of unwarranted player...

Colorblind Diplomat Causes Havoc in Eve Online

A Horde Diplo with Cone Monochromacy, a rare form of colorblindness, caused a brief reign of terror this week while attempting to adjust standings...

ERB Lied, Dreds Died

J133358 At 1419 EVE time, Einstein-Rosen Brigade’s Fortizar was destroyed. This in itself—wormhole space being what it is—isn’t unusual. Sources inside the hole, though, paint...

WH Amish Community Slams Empire Space “Innovations”

Rarely emerging from their deep WH communities, a small group of young Amish Wormholers who call themselves “Adhocracy” have ventured out of their closed...

NDA Leak: The Truth About the CSM Summit

Behind all the memes, myths, and misinformation surrounding the “free vacation to Iceland” enjoyed by players elected to the CSM, there is a hidden...

Hard Knocks’ Pets Attack Weebs Over Cat-Ears

On 15 June, Hard Knocks’ favorite pet SYNDE was lured by General Mobabi of the group “Ugandan Death Squad” with the promise of cat-ear...

Clone States Revival!

Greetings Capsuleers! Following the wildly successful Abandoned Fortress update, we are bringing back an older—but much loved—mechanic back into play. We know many are eager...