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Hundreds of Espionage Agents Left Homeless Following CVA Evac from Providence

Ishukone Corporation Factory--Mista For Capsuleer Scone Pancake I-alt, life had just turned upside down, with years of hard work and many hours of scheming coming...

EVE Onion Broke After CEO Uses Last ISK to Buy Noctis

Around 0000 GMT on 27 July, a large fight broke out between the Imperium and PAPI forces in 1-SMEB mostly happening on the 6Q-R50...

Players Moved From Space to Invasion Systems: “Feature Not Bug” Says CCP Sledgehammer.

In a stunning interview with lead game developer and self-styled supreme genius, CCP Sledgehammer has finally revealed that a recent string of unwarranted player...

Colorblind Diplomat Causes Havoc in Eve Online

A Horde Diplo with Cone Monochromacy, a rare form of colorblindness, caused a brief reign of terror this week while attempting to adjust standings...

ERB Lied, Dreds Died

J133358 At 1419 EVE time, Einstein-Rosen Brigade’s Fortizar was destroyed. This in itself—wormhole space being what it is—isn’t unusual. Sources inside the hole, though, paint...

WH Amish Community Slams Empire Space “Innovations”

Rarely emerging from their deep WH communities, a small group of young Amish Wormholers who call themselves “Adhocracy” have ventured out of their closed...

NDA Leak: The Truth About the CSM Summit

Behind all the memes, myths, and misinformation surrounding the “free vacation to Iceland” enjoyed by players elected to the CSM, there is a hidden...

Hard Knocks’ Pets Attack Weebs Over Cat-Ears

On 15 June, Hard Knocks’ favorite pet SYNDE was lured by General Mobabi of the group “Ugandan Death Squad” with the promise of cat-ear...

Clone States Revival!

Greetings Capsuleers! Following the wildly successful Abandoned Fortress update, we are bringing back an older—but much loved—mechanic back into play. We know many are eager...

CCP Apologizes for Recent Server Issues—Players to be Compensated by not Getting Banned

Any hardened Eve Online player is all too familiar with the odd server hiccup and the occasional extra 10 minutes of existential dread with...

BREAKING: Auto-Cleaning of Minmatar Ships in Response to a Spate of Xenophobia to be Mandated

Last week, following a significant increase of Minmatar ship destruction across New Eden, CCP implemented an auto-clean mechanic each time a Minmatar ship docks...

CCP Extends Deadline for CSM Registration to May 13

Today, CCP pushed back the deadline for CSM registration by three days citing concerns that having less than 50 candidates in the running may...

Dreadnaughts: Length or Girth?

For what has for some time now been an unsaid rule across New Eden has finally been confirmed by the scientific method. In a...

Leaked: The Empress Announces a Halt in Construction of Low-sec Gate to Stain Amid Corona Virus Pandemic

Pain knows no bounds when it comes to the fortunes and desires of Capsuleers across New Eden. Following disruption by a mysterious and highly...

Eve Online Players Unknowingly Provide WHO With Ideal Social-Distancing Measures in Fight Against Corona Virus

Copenhagen, Denmark.  Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus during the now daily press briefing on COVID-19 virus status made a surprising change in international policy and guidelines...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT CODE. In order to comply with the current government guidelines on social distancing and isolation, please stay at...