Rarely emerging from their deep WH communities, a small group of young Amish Wormholers who call themselves “Adhocracy” have ventured out of their closed wormhole community for Rumspringa. Upon seeing how society has progressed to four subsystem T3 cruisers and thunder spewing lightning rods, the Amish youngsters have declared empire technology a heresy and an insult to Bob’s glory.
When asked for comment, the leader of the Adhocracy youngsters had a few words for Eve Onion reporters to better explain their position:
“For generations our family has lived in the secluded depths of Anoikis, working with the traditions passed down to us from when we decided to leave wider society. We send every new generation back to empire space once they reach young adulthood, to experience what society has to offer; seeing if they would like to return to the community, or if they would like to leave and join the wider Eve society.”
Eve Onion asked why it took so long for Adhocracy to notice the new way of producing T3 cruisers. They had this to say: “For some time now we have not had any children old enough to send out for Rumspringa and find out what has changed”.
Reporters asked Adhocracy to elaborate on their position and why they think empire space is heretical: “This year our latest generation has gone out and experienced the wider world and we are horrified by what we hear. T3 cruisers are like a finely tuned guitar, and the subsystems are like strings. You can tune them to be the tool you want them to be. These new T3C that empire space is producing are garbage, absolutely no good. They have four strings that produce the same note. Not to mention, these thunder spewing lightning rods are the work of anti-Bob worshippers and we cannot live in such a society.”
Upon providing these answers, the Adhocracy leader declined any other questions and decided to return to their community, with a commitment to continue making T3 cruisers the old fashioned way—with five subsystems as Bob intended.
