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Players are Happier if They Don’t Know Who The Mittani Is, Study Finds

H.S.—A study performed by the Amarr Research Institute found a strong link between happiness and not knowing who The Mittani is. "We found that players...

Null Bloc Line Members Actually Enjoy Fleet for the Entire Form-up Period

Delve - After 3 sleepless weeks of false-alarm pings in preparation for “the big one”, line members from both TAPI+ and The Imperium formed...

Where are they now? Chance Ravinne

"Sir? A trio are here requesting..." Scarlette's voice trails off as the door opens sufficiently to reveal Chance Ravinne's back facing the door, his gaze...

On the Road with CSM Hopeful Xtra Squishy

Outside Buusar, Somalia The scorched and barren hills fly by amid the dust devils; lurching among detonated landmines along this stretch of broken road. Where...

Living the Meme

When you think sexy EVE CSM candidates you probably think of Gym’taan, Manic Velocity, or Max Singularity. Same, fam. A few in the know...

Minmatar Republic To Build Lantorn Monument to Dead Machariel Crewmembers

On March 31, another battle was waged in an ongoing conflict between Rekking Crew (RC) Coalition and Snuffed Out in the system of Lantorn....

Suez Canal Company Under Fire After new Auto-Pilot Program Shuts Down Entire World Economy

Anyang, South Korea Last night, police and riot control forces were assembled in orderly ranks in front of the beleaguered headquarters of Pearl Abyss, their...

Eve Onion Under New Management, Vows to Become Respectable News Organization

In a memo to staff, Eve Onion News announced that we are now under new management. Over the last few months, a private investor...

Where are They Now: Jin’taan

Priorities are a funny thing. We think we know what's important to us, and slot things into a relative priority order something like: food,...

Reserve Bank Keys Are Here

After an agonizingly long wait they have finally been implemented: Reserve Bank Keys are now available to players! After being randomly doled out in...

CCP’s Battle Against Botters Pushing the Envelope of AI Development

Seoul National University, South Korea.  Head researcher Fang-Lee Geun, of the Center for Artificial Intelligence Research at the Seoul National University exits a productive meeting...

CCP Denies Using Bots

A consortium of self-professed Bot Hunters in EVE Online has come forward with allegations that CCP has been using bots, and for quite some...

Back to the Good Ole Days

After “a lot of healthy conversation” in response to how the player base “shared their thoughts'' with CCP Games, CCP rolled back recent changes...

EVE Online Recipes!

Now available in the Merch Store are new, delectable dishes from the New Eden universe all cataloged in the first ever EVE Online food...

Off the Wagon- or on the Zebra

All of #tweetfleet is abuzz, as Niden, of Snuffed and Crossing Zebras fame (that's zeh-brahs, for the yanks) teased a return to EVE...

Emotes Added to EVE Online, Conversation Dies

In a recent devblog, CCP announced the addition of popular "emotes" to EVE Online and EVE Echoes chats which were added this past patch;...