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Eve Online Developer Bans Andrew Tate Citing Safety Concerns of the Four Women Who Play the Game

Eve Online developer CCP Games has followed suit with many other online platforms and officially banned decisive public personality Andrew Tate from playing Eve...

Eve Online gameplay so dull anti-botting measures cannot distinguish real players from bot players

A group of researchers watch in-game footage of 15 characters mining an asteroid for half an hour. After some time one researcher turns to...

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Aspen (AP) - As you know, after the latest megadump, Progodlegend has been cruisin for dank pow. He's shredding the slopes with crunchy steez,...

A Group of People Disguised as Catalysts Broke into a House to Smash Lego figures

Controversy has arisen from the EVE community as a group of non-aligned pilots that specialize in High-sec ganking took matters too far; they decided...

Slopes for the Slope Gods

As Sky Marshal Asher Elias ascends to the throne of Goondor, the end, long near, has finally arrived. Universally hailed as a decent human,...

Judge Issues Restraining Order Against Eve Playerbase

U.S. District Court Judge Roman Jablonski issued a restraining order today preventing players of the aging MMO Eve Online from playing other online games....

The Mittani’s Furniture Store Advertises Going Out of Business Sale

Imperium leader The Mittani announced an "EVERYTHING MUST GO!" sale at his online furniture store today on a special Twitch stream. "Given the recent...

Danish Man is Suing Eve Online Developer Over Illegal Daily Server Downtime Going Back 16 Years

Outside Copenhagen District Court, Denmark. Advocate John Lancel stands alongside his client Villads Christensen and delivers a comment to the gathered press following the...

Alliance Leaders Install Drone Link Augmenters to Celebrate CSM

Alliance leaders across New Eden celebrated the election of CSM 17 candidates this year by installing new drone link augmenters. These high slot modules...

CCP Proud To Announce “Space Diversity” Tool

Himlar Veigar Petursson took to the stage during Fanfest to proudly recall most of his 20 years working on EVE Online, during a six...

EVE Online Introducing Social Scoring for Players

In a surprise announcement, CCP Games introduced a new system allowing players and devs to rate each other both in and out of the...

Leaked: Fourth Cal-Min Faction Bonus!

Although details on the new Caldari-Minmatar pirate faction are sparse, we have secured details on yet another potential faction-specific overheat bonus. As a quick...

Man arrested on New York Subway after showering glittery dust on passengers in an effort to provide “boosts”

Outside The New York Police Department HQ Commissioner Keechant Sewellin addresses the assembled press in an effort to quell panic spreading on social media...

CIA spent $10m to arrest Eve Online user role playing as a major uranium, weapons, and drugs manufacturer

The war on drugs and major crime took a new direction last night after a SWAT team breached the residence of a suspected major...

The Hero We Deserve

It is such a relief to finally share my heart with you, dear mirror-cam, who always look at me with such great admiration, respect,...

Pearl Abyss to Buy Wube Software: Eve’s online PI and Factorio Gameplay Merge!

A lot has been said from the recent leaks coming from the CCP Keynote, one of the biggest announcements was the merger between CCP...