CCP Laptop leaks show the true reason for the Subscription Price Hike!

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Uproar has shaken up the Eve community this last week due to the Omega price hike!

Here in EveOnion, we were able to get a little sneak peek at the reasons for such an increase in price. 

Documents found from an old laptop found in a dumpster outside CCP headquarters in Reykjavik (Which had a little post-it on it that said: “Dispose of it properly – CCP Logibro :)” ) Revealed some crucial information about CCP finances and some worrying-long audio messages full with profanities in Korean. What little we were able to salvage due to the top-tier encryption, provided by coffee spills, revealed some of the reasons why the famous game developer company had to take such drastic measures. 

From over budgeting on volcano helicopter rides and CSM meetings, the last nail in the sinking burning coffin that is CCP’s decision making was the involvement of CCP with NFTs, as they had a wide scale project that involved a new currency named HilmCoins that would immortalize Kill mails as NFTs on a homebrew blockchain.

One last comment we were able to salvage from an email, made by CCP Hilmar himself, after the public announcements of CCP distancing themselves from NFT read: “I was this close on getting the damn Elminer’s Killmail NFT!”