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“Hanger Wars”

Media companies are suffering in the wake of the sudden plummet in viewer count, with companies all across New Eden asking: Why? “It’s as...

AMAZON BUYS CCP JUST FOR THE BOTS

Today, Amazon Inc. announced an historic landmark with their acquisition of CCP Games. Their purchase is for an undisclosed sum solely for the rights...

BOTS MIGRATE SOUTH FOR WINTER

Over a thousand completely scripted citizens of the sprawling universe Eve Online, migrated south this past weekend in search of better mining grounds. Partially...

EVE MOBILE: THE DARK SOULS OF MOBILE GAMES

In a not so stunning boast from the heart of Iceland, CCP announced today that their new release simply titled “EVE ONLINE MOBILE” is...

SOE Develops PLEX-Ancillary Dilation Reduction Technology

An EVE Onion investigator embedded with the Servant Sisters of EVE, and reporting from deep in wormhole space via transmissions smuggled in SoE shipments...

CCP Announces “One Million Dollar” Citadel Changes

Terrific news from Iceland today as everyone’s favorite developer, CCP Games, has unveiled plans for a massive overhaul to Eve Online. Quoted by CCP...

Fight Breaks Out in Wormhole as Mining Geddons Clash With Sneks! Medals Awarded! Graph Porn Teaser!

Exooki returns with Episode 7 of A Game of Holes, in a two part episode. Part 1 deals with a significant engagement (60B ISK destroyed)...

When Bots Attack!

Yesterday, we learned of an EVE Online ratting bot turning on its user. The user, who wishes to remain anonymous, says the bot was...

Suitonia Harasses Innocents, Taunts Plex Orbiters, Scolds Tama (S.H.*.T.P.O.S.T.)

Suitonia, previously exposed by Evocationz Adhera and this prestigious and unbiased news outlet as a callous monster opposed to ice cream, is engaged in...

CCP Declares Bankruptcy After Players Discover ISK Blueprints

Shocking news from Iceland today as famed game company CCP Games announced bankruptcy after releasing a brief blog post detailing the situation. It seems...

CONCORD Pursues Time Travel Research with Goonswarm Federation

Pirates have long suspected CONCORD of secret time manipulation technology, as response times to aggression are impossibly fast, and CONCORD ship disabling techniques surpass...

Pilot Running For CSM Revealed to be a Bot

Troubling news from CCP today, as we learned someone that was running for a position in the CSM was ousted to be a very...

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF

MOON GOO TURNS OUT TO NOT BE GOO AT ALL Not many would have suspected that Moon Goo would be anything more than goo, but...

Newly Discovered: Bittervets Hire Alpha Clones to Riot on Their Behalf!

Capsuleer MacGirk, hard at work managing his fortune. Bittervets, inspired by Capsuleer Dirk MacGirk's vigorous complaint, are hiring Alpha Clones to riot on their behalf....

SIGNAL BOOST: YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

From CCP's website We're happy to announce that the Yoiul Festival has begun! Available immediately for all capsuleers, Yoiul Festival gifts are raining down from...

CSM Member Jin’taan Jumps The Shark!

CSM Member Jin'taan, of CVA, notable for colorful attire, in-depth theorycrafting, and political science thought leadership articles, and for a CSM candidacy and tenure...