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“Pope Coin Currency Has Capacitor Prices Skyrocketing!”

The markets of New Eden are a fickle mistress, even on the best of days. However, with the recent announcement of a new form...

New Eden Rumor Depository (N E R D)

In this edition of NERD, we've uncovered a lot of dirt and heard all kinds of scandalous news about all the big names in...

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF 5

12 STEP PROCESS TO BECOMING A CSM CLARIFIED IN RECENT CCP POST Of the 12 steps required to qualify for CSM, four remain entirely impossible...

Case Red Gamma Leak Confirms EVE Onion as the only Independent News Source in New Eden

EVE Onion has learned that Intaki Bank representative Osk en Devoir leaked a CDI Working Group on Emergent Threats report to news agency representatives. The...

Introducing Assault Corvettes!

With the recent changes to assault frigates and cruisers, CCP has turned its ship design focus onto a ship class everyone has been begging...

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF 4

  CCP REMINDS PLAYERS THEY ARE THE VILLAINS. CCP may be overestimating the amount of roleplayers lurking across the stars in their hit online video game...

“EVE Release 1.2 Patch Notes”

Hello everyone. In the wake of the latest major EVE update, release 1.0, several issues have arrived. No doubt working hard to squash the...

“Hanger Wars”

Media companies are suffering in the wake of the sudden plummet in viewer count, with companies all across New Eden asking: Why? “It’s as...

AMAZON BUYS CCP JUST FOR THE BOTS

Today, Amazon Inc. announced an historic landmark with their acquisition of CCP Games. Their purchase is for an undisclosed sum solely for the rights...

BOTS MIGRATE SOUTH FOR WINTER

Over a thousand completely scripted citizens of the sprawling universe Eve Online, migrated south this past weekend in search of better mining grounds. Partially...

EVE MOBILE: THE DARK SOULS OF MOBILE GAMES

In a not so stunning boast from the heart of Iceland, CCP announced today that their new release simply titled “EVE ONLINE MOBILE” is...

SOE Develops PLEX-Ancillary Dilation Reduction Technology

An EVE Onion investigator embedded with the Servant Sisters of EVE, and reporting from deep in wormhole space via transmissions smuggled in SoE shipments...

CCP Announces “One Million Dollar” Citadel Changes

Terrific news from Iceland today as everyone’s favorite developer, CCP Games, has unveiled plans for a massive overhaul to Eve Online. Quoted by CCP...

Fight Breaks Out in Wormhole as Mining Geddons Clash With Sneks! Medals Awarded! Graph Porn Teaser!

Exooki returns with Episode 7 of A Game of Holes, in a two part episode. Part 1 deals with a significant engagement (60B ISK destroyed)...

When Bots Attack!

Yesterday, we learned of an EVE Online ratting bot turning on its user. The user, who wishes to remain anonymous, says the bot was...

Suitonia Harasses Innocents, Taunts Plex Orbiters, Scolds Tama (S.H.*.T.P.O.S.T.)

Suitonia, previously exposed by Evocationz Adhera and this prestigious and unbiased news outlet as a callous monster opposed to ice cream, is engaged in...