First Female Space Pope Coronated!

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Harpa Concert Hall and Convention Center—Reykjavik

 

This morning, the first ever female Space Pope was coronated at Fanfest. His Holiness Max Singularity, the former Space Pope, abdicated his title to CCP Executive Producer CCP Seagull.

Max, when asked why the transfer of power simply said, “Why not? Pope Joan made a good Pope. Why not CCP Seagull?”  A small group of onlookers clapped politely, and wished Max future success.

After the ceremony and during mid-morning cocktails, Her Holiness was approached for a statement. Her response shocked the crowd, “Give the people what they want, no matter the cost. And cookies, lots and lots of cookies!”