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Into the Abyss Prepping EVE for a Total Conversion to Dungeons & Dragons

The upcoming “Into the Abyss” expansion, slated for release May 29, is bringing a tremendous amount of changes to New Eden. New ships, new...

news May 7, 2018

Russian Bots Get Drafted by Military to Fight in Syria

This week, the Kremlin issued an order for all bots of Russian origin to be recalled in order to aid in Syria. The announcement...

news April 29, 2018

Fanfest 2018: What Really Happened

Now that Fanfest has wrapped itself up, I can report to you the truth; the nitty gritty that occured behind the scenes. I am...

breaking April 20, 2018

Alliance Confused by Local Chat Changes Fought Itself

A curious case makes its way to us today out of null security space. A large alliance basing itself in these lawless regions of...

breaking April 17, 2018

First Female Space Pope Coronated!

Harpa Concert Hall and Convention Center—Reykjavik This morning, the first ever female Space Pope was coronated at Fanfest. His Holiness Max Singularity, the former...

breaking April 13, 2018

Next EVE Update to Fix All Major Issues with Game: Leaked Information on “Arbitration” Expansion

An Undisclosed Volcanic Cavern/Lair – Iceland CCP has certainly had their hands full in the past several weeks. While their attempts to make the chat...

breaking April 12, 2018

twitch Streamers Ram Raid Markee Dragon Store 6 April 2100EVE

Under cover of finding good fights, the streamers of streamfleet will live-stream a ram raid on the Markee Dragon store 6 April at 2100...

breaking April 6, 2018

First Impressions: ERIC Update

The future is coming, fellow citizens, and a lot sooner than we might have thought. After the announcement of the new ERIC update to...

news April 1, 2018

Pirate Visiting Low-Sec Loses Faith in Humanity After Month of Gate Camping in Placid, Rethinks Career Choices

Ostingele—Placid With the blue doughnut of null security growing more and more docile, and the last of the “old breed” solo PvP pilots dying out...

news March 28, 2018

“Pope Coin Currency Has Capacitor Prices Skyrocketing!”

The markets of New Eden are a fickle mistress, even on the best of days. However, with the recent announcement of a new form...

news March 28, 2018

New Eden Rumor Depository (N E R D)

In this edition of NERD, we've uncovered a lot of dirt and heard all kinds of scandalous news about all the big names in...

news March 26, 2018

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF 5

12 STEP PROCESS TO BECOMING A CSM CLARIFIED IN RECENT CCP POST Of the 12 steps required to qualify for CSM, four remain entirely impossible...

news March 20, 2018

Case Red Gamma Leak Confirms EVE Onion as the only Independent News Source in New Eden

EVE Onion has learned that Intaki Bank representative Osk en Devoir leaked a CDI Working Group on Emergent Threats report to news agency representatives. The...

breaking March 9, 2018

Introducing Assault Corvettes!

With the recent changes to assault frigates and cruisers, CCP has turned its ship design focus onto a ship class everyone has been begging...

breaking March 6, 2018

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF 4

CCP REMINDS PLAYERS THEY ARE THE VILLAINS. CCP may be overestimating the amount of roleplayers lurking across the stars in their hit online video game...

news February 26, 2018

“EVE Release 1.2 Patch Notes”

Hello everyone. In the wake of the latest major EVE update, release 1.0, several issues have arrived. No doubt working hard to squash the...

breaking February 22, 2018