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Manic Velocity Disappears, New Eden Approaches Balance

Outrage flared with the discovery that Upwell Consortium Infomorph Psychologists not only researched, but fully implemented a mechanism to farm skillpoints from clones resting...

news July 15, 2019

ExookiZ Debuts With A Bang

Chants of “No more local!” were heard during EVE North, and ExookiZ delivered. Local chat, or “local”, is the chat box that allows people in...

news July 12, 2019

The End is Nigh

Deep in the heart of the blue doughnut, the most elite nullbears met to give ferocious battle to their fierce PvE opponents. Krabmaster explained,...

news July 8, 2019

Pilots Discover World Ark Loot Drop: Agency Boosters!

Gisleres - Last week, reports indicated a fleet of pilots engaged and destroyed a Triglavian “World Ark” serving as the culmination of a...

news July 5, 2019

Drifters Demand Justice

MInerals are missing and the Watchful Tyrants are pissed. All across the New Eden cluster, minerals went missing from hangars everywhere. Despite assurances by scientists...

news July 1, 2019

Fraternity Stonewalled

Last week, President Trump increased tensions with China right within EVE Online. All USTZ corps have been ordered to cease any and all trade...

news June 24, 2019

CONCORD Formally Declares Triglavian Invasion “Illegal”

Yulai - In an impromptu press gathering delivered from Yulai City, commanding officer Oveg Drust of the Special Affairs for Regulations & Order (SARO)...

news June 21, 2019

Yes, We Have No Stories

With CSM elections looming, candidates are out pressing palms and making promises. The theme for this year is FIGHT FOR HUMANS with the idea...

news June 17, 2019

Self-Entitled Players Who Vowed “To Never Log Into Eve Again” Upset At Not Receiving 16th Anniversary Rewards

The Internet - The accolades are still pouring in several weeks after CCP Games’ wildly popular “16th Anniversary Rewards” campaign for the EVE...

news June 14, 2019

EVE Player Inspired by Indigestion to Run for CSM

“I make a lot of memes, and I make a lot of GIFs,” the candidate announced, “but I’m not a meme candidate. I like...

news June 7, 2019

CCP Announces Plans to “Go Retro” in Response to Classic WoW Announcement

As many are aware, Blizzard Entertainment recently announced that they will be launching “Classic World of Warcraft” on August 27, 2019. This made...

news June 1, 2019

Triglavian Invasion Cancelled?

Chaos erupted in CCP’s Reykjavik headquarters as the news broke. “The invasion is cancelled?” “What!?” “Can they do that?” “But I just finished the...

news May 27, 2019

BREAKING NEWS: EVE OVERTIME

This just in: CCP has confirmed that an intense nullsec standoff is triggering a complex series of ingame rules, which will force the Tranquility...

news May 24, 2019

WINGSPAN Delivery Services Flatlines After a Flurry of Flux

Every empire falls. It's not a question of if; only of why, how, and when. CEO Chance Ravinne, the visionary founder of the famous munitions...

news May 20, 2019

Final Statement on Brisc Rubal

Hey everyone - CCPLegalGuy here! As you may know, I’m CCP’s newest staff member, and my job here is to interact with those of...

news April 26, 2019

Black Frog Pilot Surprises Self, Corporation, Upon Successfully Autopiloting Jump Freighter from Jita to Amarr

Amarr VIII (Oris) Emperor Family Academy—A Black Frog Logistics pilot has surprised not only themselves but their corporation upon a successful completion of an...

news April 19, 2019