In this edition of NERD, we’ve uncovered a lot of dirt and heard all kinds of scandalous news about all the big names in New Eden.
In this issue:
Who does Matterall really know?
Who’s really running CO2?
Ten tips to coping with a thankless career.
Are NPC miners actually CCP bots?
Origin: Yay or nay?
And so much more!
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Well, would you look at that? Seems that advertisement took up all of the page space. Oh well, there’s always another time we can discuss these topics, right? It’s not like they’ll be irrelevant in a few short weeks and everyone will have moved onto something different. Oh no, New Eden is quite the stagnant place nowadays. Why I still hear of people asking to bring their Drake into fleets, and that joke was original about a decade ago!
Make sure to tune in to the NERD for all your juicy New Eden gossip, rumors, and outright fabrications of something resembling the truth.
