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Covert Women on CSM!

Why are there no women on the CSM? There are certainly women players, doing all sorts of things. They’ve run mercenary corporations, they’ve run...

After Explosive Start, Newly Minted Frighole Coalition Announces Plans to Invade Fraternity. Space After Discovery of Q003 Connection to Oasa

New Eden—some wormhole or another Today, several large Wormhole corporations announced the creation of a splinter organization: The Frighole Coalition. This is the greatest thing...

CCP Spider Announces New Premium Omega Account Guidelines, Tiered Reward System

Following the success of several reward campaigns like the Skilling Spree, CCP Games has announced a new tiered Omega Account system for premium users....

Red Dots Appear in J-Space!

Earlier this month, weary wormholers faced off against the spreading Red Dot pandemic in EVE. Almost every capsuleer felt the effects of the Red...

Icelandic Transport Authority cancels Fanfest: “There’s not enough beer this time”

Late today, Icelandic Transport Authority denied entry to all Eve Online nerds for the year of 2020, claiming that an outbreak of the beer...

Project Nova Is The Latest Success In Diverting Resources

In CCP’s continuing effort to throw away resources, the latest investor relations call with Pearl Abyss revealed Project Nova is officially shelved. Along with...

New Eden Surprised to Learn Wormhole Space Still Exists

CCP’s most recent update to Eve Online has confused and surprised the population of New Eden. “Wormhole’s still exist? I guess I didn’t know”...

CCP Releases First CSM “Caucuses”

CCP Games—in a widely criticized move—elected to try a new process for CSM voting this year. The sudden change shocked many capsuleers causing outrage...

CCP Aborts Attempts to Support Planned Platforms after DDOS Event

Image: Reddit thread showing Jonathan Sarge photo of C-64 and unattributed image of a TRS-80 running EVE Online “Do I smell ageism,” an...

Inner Hell Announces Successful Eviction of Tranquility Server

Bolstered by the recent successful eviction of Mouth Trumpet Cavalry, a press statement issued today by the leadership of known wormhole landlords Inner Hell...

Wormholers(btw) Report Old-New Wormhole Sounds More Reliable at Keeping You Awake After Eighth Hour of Sitting Cloaked on Hole — A Retrospective

“I’m on sixth Redbull sure but I think hole is moving toward me,” he said. The poor Russkie was working on his twelfth hour of...

On the Issue of Women in EVE Online

Editor's note: This article was originally published October 2018 It is a well established fact that women represent only 4% of EVE’s player population....

Advanced Artwork Classes Repeatedly Interrupted by Exploding Rorquals

On 11 January 2020, a Rorqual interrupted an Eve University class taking place in the Kalevala Expanse, shouting obscenities in local chat before setting...

BUMS!

CCP’s decision to allow developers to play EVE seems to have generated yet another unexpected change in New Eden. “I was sitting there looking...

Triglavians Ramp Up Their War Efforts as They Access the Net in New Eden

The Triglavians have redoubled their efforts of invading New Eden systems amidst reports of further breaches into various planet and system-wide communications networks. A...

Capsuleer Personally Attacked by CCP Games Using Your Year In Eve Video, Calls for Boycott

Mister Monsieur, Eve Online Capsuleer and self styled "Jita Market Maestro" has called for a boycott against the developers of Eve Online, CCP...