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CCP Snubs Rixx Javix, Botches Playing Card Set, Extends Christmas Olive Branch

Taking a cue from Manic Velocity’s now-defunct FLEETR (don’t go to http://fleetr.space, you’ll be disappointed), CCP decides Rixx Javix’s 2014 collectable trading cards series...

news December 5, 2018

CONCORD: Gallente Ranked New Eden’s Most Religious

Yulai--An exhaustive two year study of universities and centers of knowledge in the Empires of New Eden released today reveals Amarrians are no longer...

news November 28, 2018

CCP-led Manhunt Underway for Pilot of Highsec Supercarrier

Yulai - CCP Peligro has taken to the Internet and in-game airwaves, hunting for an elusive pilot of an Aeon-class supercarrier that ganked a...

news November 17, 2018

CCP Offers Free SP in Trade Window Scam

Players’ scam alarms activated immediately upon CCP’s announcement of free skillpoints over the 16-19 November weekend, but the community struggled to pin down the...

news November 17, 2018

Brisc Rubal Pens 95 Theses to High Sec War Deccers

JITA - Fed up with the abusive nature of the Highsec war deccers on small corporations in Highsec and Lowsec, Brisc Rubal has taken...

news November 2, 2018

CCP Announces NOVA Store Just in Time for Alpha

Project Nova was finally shown in its pre-alpha state to great applause at Eve Vegas 2018. CCP didn’t stop there however, as they allowed...

news October 27, 2018

Enthusiastic EVE Player Pays Full Price for Galaxy Packs Despite Half-Off Sales from Licensed Third-Party Retailers

Somewhere in the United States - In an astonishing act of corporate welfare, an enthusiastic EVE Online player decided that he wanted to support...

breaking October 27, 2018

CCP Hates Hugs

Everyone’s favorite e-war, ECM, gets a healthy whack with the nerf bat, bringing shouts of joy from all corners. While entirely unintuitive that ECM...

news October 27, 2018

Five Tips to Survive: Null Security Space

So you’re finally taking the leap to Null Security Space (Nullsec) after listening to some podcast about how rich you can become living in...

news October 22, 2018

CCP: Curing Cancerous Playstyles?

To the un-jaded eye, the October changes are great. The EVE Dev Team, fresh from the first summit with CSM 13, rolls out a...

news October 17, 2018

CCP Releases CSM Summit Minutes, CCP Delegate Zero’s Latest Work of Fiction

Reykjavik - Sitting proudly at his desk that overlooked Reykjavik’s iconic harbor, CCP Delegate Zero regarded the crisp Icelandic afternoon as he pondered how...

news October 10, 2018

CCP Calls out Fake Wormholers

Wormholer (Erutor), BTW EVE Onion's investigative team is pleased to bring you this excerpt from the original draft of the October Balance Pass developer notes. We...

breaking October 10, 2018

CCP Rise Responds to Wormhole Concerns, Outlines Adjustments to October Balance Pass Regarding Most Important Ships to Wormholers

Reykjavik - CCP Rise has personally addressed the EVE Online community following an unpopular EVE Devblog that stated “wormholers will be unwilling collateral damage”...

breaking October 4, 2018