news - EVE Onion

Self-Entitled Players Who Vowed “To Never Log Into Eve Again” Upset At Not Receiving 16th Anniversary Rewards

The Internet - The accolades are still pouring in several weeks after CCP Games’ wildly popular “16th Anniversary Rewards” campaign for the EVE...

news June 14, 2019

EVE Player Inspired by Indigestion to Run for CSM

“I make a lot of memes, and I make a lot of GIFs,” the candidate announced, “but I’m not a meme candidate. I like...

news June 7, 2019

CCP Announces Plans to “Go Retro” in Response to Classic WoW Announcement

As many are aware, Blizzard Entertainment recently announced that they will be launching “Classic World of Warcraft” on August 27, 2019. This made...

news June 1, 2019

Triglavian Invasion Cancelled?

Chaos erupted in CCP’s Reykjavik headquarters as the news broke. “The invasion is cancelled?” “What!?” “Can they do that?” “But I just finished the...

news May 27, 2019

BREAKING NEWS: EVE OVERTIME

This just in: CCP has confirmed that an intense nullsec standoff is triggering a complex series of ingame rules, which will force the Tranquility...

news May 24, 2019

WINGSPAN Delivery Services Flatlines After a Flurry of Flux

Every empire falls. It's not a question of if; only of why, how, and when. CEO Chance Ravinne, the visionary founder of the famous munitions...

news May 20, 2019

Final Statement on Brisc Rubal

Hey everyone - CCPLegalGuy here! As you may know, I’m CCP’s newest staff member, and my job here is to interact with those of...

news April 26, 2019

Black Frog Pilot Surprises Self, Corporation, Upon Successfully Autopiloting Jump Freighter from Jita to Amarr

Amarr VIII (Oris) Emperor Family Academy—A Black Frog Logistics pilot has surprised not only themselves but their corporation upon a successful completion of an...

news April 19, 2019

CRISIS IN REYKJAVIK

Reykjavik is beautiful in the springtime, as cherry blossoms waft through the air, accompanied by the delicate chords of a lute. Here, in a...

news April 15, 2019

“A Game of Holes” Finally Returns! Or Has It?

After an extended hiatus, the long-awaited Episode 12 of “A Game of Holes” has finally been released but under a rebranded name of “The...

news April 12, 2019

In recent news, Brisc Rubal was summarily ejected from CSM 13 (https://www.eveonline.com/article/ppne2z/brisc-rubal-removed-from-the-csm-13). We caught up with Brisc over a covfefe to understand his point...

breaking April 8, 2019

Loose Lips Reveal Ships

EVE is the people who play it, and there’s nothing typical about them. They are why EVE is one of a kind. In EVE...

news April 7, 2019

Man Finally Wins Court Battle to Legally Change Name to BeepBoop 10101

Many people still remember the events that transpired a month ago. Burn Jita 2019 was a cacophony of exploding freighters and their angered pilots,...

news April 1, 2019

The End is Near

Hell has frozen over. Soontm has arrived. The stars are aligned. The end is near. Two portents of the end of EVE Online intersect, signaling the imminent arrival...

news March 27, 2019

CCP Grocers! Now Open to the Public!

CCP Grocers was just up the street, which was rather convenient for Mildred, who was eager to browse the aisles. In the past, they...

news March 22, 2019

New Line of Ship Skins Presents a Sticky Situation

EVE Onion reporters obtained evidence this week of a new line of Super Kerr-Induced Nanocoatings (SKINs) coming Soontm. Although the manufacturer is redacted from...

news March 17, 2019