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Miner’s Corner

Let’s drill! Okay, you’ve decided to mine, but aren’t exactly sure how. Or maybe you’ve done it all before, became a millionaire and biomassed....

It’s Not The Weed, eh!

This year, CCP has included Canada in the World Tour (https://www.eveonline.com/article/pjzslc/eve-online-world-tour-2019). You may have heard that marijuana is now legal in Canada. You might...

Amazon Changes Tack on Video as CCP Joins Market

Amazon looked intent on becoming a powerful player in the video market by allowing people to sign up for a wide variety of services...

CCP Mannbjorn Declares “Greed is Bad,” Deletes Vexor Navy Issue from Police SKIN Lineup

Reykjavik - According to eyewitness testimony taken moments after the incident occurred, CCP Mannbjorn, the Executive Producer of CCP Games, declared “Greed is bad!”...

CCP Hilmar Descended From a Norse God!

Recently, EVE Onion had a look into CCP Hilmar’s background and, not surprisingly, he may be of humble origins: Our team of investigative historians...

Mysterious Loot in New Eden

Reports have been coming in about strange items being found in Drone missions on the Singularity server. Shortly after the January 2019 release, capsuleers...

A Day With Mittens

Alex Gianturco has become one of the most popular figures in modern e-sports. After a mediocre rookie year in Starcraft II's silver league, he...

CCP Goes All-In on Battle Against Bots

Driven by player reports and forum screeeee, CCP continues to escalate the war against bots. In early 2018, CCP announced fewer “strikes” and increased...

“Walking in Stations” Revealed to be Feature-Length Film

Reykjavik—Today, CCP released an announcement which sent shockwaves around the globe. The now long forgotten title of Walking in Stations has returned, in a...

Google Apologizes for CODE.

In a startling admission of guilt, Google has drafted a formal apology for releasing CODE. into the EVE Universe. It isn’t clear when Google...

EVE Online Roleplay Community Rejects Latest Applicant, Considered “Unqualified” Despite Multiple Doctorates

Yulai - A joint session of the EVE Online Roleplay Community (EORC) has voted against allowing the most recent applicant from joining its exclusive...

CCP Acquired by Linden Labs

Korean developer Pearl Abyss has recently sold CCP and EVE Online to San Francisco developer Linden Labs. According to Pearl Abyss spokesperson Kyung Kim,...

Jita Local Down Due to Caldari Navy Forgetting to Pay Rent

As many are aware, there has been a real problem with the local chat being down in numerous systems, not the least of which...

The Mittani IS Goonswarm!

Around the end of YC119 (2017), New Eden saw an alarming increase in bounties and ore extracted from the Delve region. Earlier in the...

The Catalyst

They began training as children, learning songs which taught them the basics of ship maintenance, gunnery, and warp drive operations. “The neutron blaster aims...

CCP Faces Massive Backlash After Giving Away “Too Much” for the Holidays

2018 has so far seen its fair share of underhanded, greedy, and downright scummy moves by the game industry; the consequences those respective companies...