The Judge Skips Own Trial

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Earlier this month, the dramatic unfoldings of a true internet war resounded across the metaverse, culminating in the bait and switch of one of Eve Online’s greatest citadels and the thousands of space faring citizens within. That much is well known and watched in real time through a variety of portals, but primarily Twitch TV.

What isn’t so well known, is that Hulu has since acquired the exclusive rights to air the trial of The Judge, as hosted by The Court with The Jury and The Executor, who may (or may not) have been banned for speaking out of line himself. For perhaps millions, this event will be the only real justice granted to them for their remarkably poor twist of fate, but only if The Judge submits himself before The Court, which many do not believe is likely to happen.

The Jury was unavailable to comment as relayed to me by The Court, although changing sessions at all might cause a disconnect. And so the waiting game begins with more and more people placing bets on whether or not The Judge will even show for his own trial. A quick review of The Judges’
twitter feed reveals a few startling facts, the most important of which has The Judge leaning more on the Netflix side of the spectrum, thus making him unlikely to support Hulu and its commercialized advertisement marketing scheme.

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