In a development more scandalous than a botched bitter vet alliance takeover, a new app called EVE Whisper has entered the New Eden ecosystem, offering capsuleers a platform to anonymously spill alliance secrets, strategic plans, and questionable eating habits.
Created by the elusive developer known only as “Dr. Confidentiality,” the app claims to “revolutionize intelligence sharing” by removing fear of retaliation. Whether you’re leaking a cloaked fleet’s destination or mocking your CEO’s obsession with “The Narrative”, EVE Whisper has you covered.
“Expose heists, trade gossip, reveal hidden POS coordinates. Or just vent about your corp’s sixth mandatory CTA this week,” reads the developer’s press release.
Naturally, theories are already spiraling. Some suspect EVE Whisper is a covert op by Goonswarm’s Black Hand; others point fingers at Gobbins, suggesting PanFam misdirection tactics.
“This smells like a Goon op,” noted one player. “They’re probably using it to spread disinfo and farm tears.”
Community reactions range from gleeful anticipation to fear of rampant betrayal. Intel analysts brace for a wave of weaponized rumors disguised as idle venting.
As EVE Whisper comes online, one thing’s clear: in New Eden, anonymity is just another layer of strategy, and trust is the rarest drop of all.
