In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to stir the pot. literally.
Set to launch later this year, players will be able to harvest planetary ingredients, exchange exotic recipes, and compete in Iron Chef-style cook-offs across New Eden. “We understand that not everyone thrills at the grind of mining and combat,” said a CCP spokesperson. “This gives capsuleers a way to flex their creativity and fire up the galley.”
Reactions have ranged from curiosity to outright confusion. “Cooking? In a space war simulator?” asked one skeptical player. “I’m just here to gatecamp and occasionally betray my alliance, not make crème brûlée with Tritanium dust.”
Still, others are embracing the culinary chaos, speculating on gourmet combinations involving Quafe, PLEX, and the elusive ‘Frozen Corpse Cuisine’ collectible.
To spice things further, CCP promises live cooking events, leaderboards for planetary chefs, and integration with the in-game economy… because every empire needs a signature dish.
As the player base prepares for this culinary curveball, one question remains: will this feature satisfy hunger for innovation, or leave New Eden’s chefs with burnt ambition?
Either way, dinner is almost served.
