Due to the rising costs of subscriptions, ISK, and PLEX it is with a heavy heart that we are forced to lay off our entire staff of writers and artist. We are thankful for all the work they have provided to the brand. We also want to assure you, the reader that EVE Onion is not going anywhere as we have begun using AI for both our stories and our art. We believe that this is the future! Thank You - OpusMagnum

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CCP Adds “Dev Friend for a Day” Pack

Announcing the "Dev Friend for a Day" Pack! Tired of flying solo or have you ever imagined spending up to 8 hours with your...

CCP Releases Developer Experience Pack

CCP Games to release "The CCP Developer Experience Pack"! This pack is purchasable once per year per account. The pack provides a three day...

Announcement of a new Depression mechanic for Porpoise, Orca and Rorqual leaves some capsuleers with….. hope?

With the announcement of the new depression mechanic coming to Eve Online, along with changes to battleships and other parts of the game, miners...

NFT Artists Wanted!

As part of the partnership program EVE Onion will now be offering one-of-a-kind, blockchain-certified, article-related NFTs! These tokens will be like digital snapshots of...

5 Signs You Are Burned Out In Eve Online

It is inevitable that anything we love doing whether that be a hobby, dream job, relationship, or even your favorite space MMO can become...

The Crossover Event You All Asked for!

Iceland - Fresh off the heels of the wildly popular and successful Dr. Who event. CCP Games announces the next crossover event! The Icelandic...

‘Twas the Night before Yoiul

'Twas the night before Yoiul, when all through the chainNot a core probe was stirring as I mashed d-scan in vain;My Proteus smart-bombs were...

Proximity Voice Testing Underway on Singularity

After tons of angry and disparate responses to the recent mining update patch, CCP is testing a new QoL feature to help smooth the...

AFK Bot Miner Asks CCPlease Think About The Little Guy

As you know, I am a null bear Rorqual tycoon. I currently command a fleet of fifty excavator drone hives, which operate under an...

Quadrant 4 Ends Scarcity with the Introduction of Solar Interaction

Dedicated white-hat hackers have uncovered files revealing that EVE’s Quadrant 4 will lead up to player-made stargates by means of materials gathered through Solar...

In Effort to Promote Positivity, CCP Wants to Disable the Dislike Button

Did you enjoy playing EVE today? Yes you did! That’s the sentiment that CCP Games is promoting in their latest update to EVE Online, set...

Man insists spending 40 hours a week shifting through excel spreadsheets isn’t work.

EVE players insist spending hours doing mind-numbingly boring labor isn’t work, but “fun”, despite having all the characteristics of the worst jobs on the...

FFXIV and EVE Online – An Unexpected Connection

On 13 April 2021, CCP removed empty asteroid belts from space after having stripped them of asteroids several months earlier. Frustrated players were unsatisfied...

EVE Onion Takes On Air NPE

With the exciting news of a coming revitalized new player experience (dubbed AIR NPE by CCP), we at EVE Onion decided to collaboratively give...

Goon Commanders Promise No Retribution Against Onion Reporters in Delve

The last few weeks have been a political and military disaster for PAPI leaders as their early and sudden withdrawal from the warzone ahead...

Dear Diary, it’s me, Villy…

You suck! I hate you, you miserable wretch. You are so bad at this game. You never accomplished anything of interest or significance. All you...