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Man Finally Wins Court Battle to Legally Change Name to BeepBoop 10101

Many people still remember the events that transpired a month ago. Burn Jita 2019 was a cacophony of exploding freighters and their angered pilots,...

The End is Near

Hell has frozen over. Soontm has arrived. The stars are aligned. The end is near. Two portents of the end of EVE Online intersect, signaling the imminent arrival...

CCP Grocers! Now Open to the Public!

CCP Grocers was just up the street, which was rather convenient for Mildred, who was eager to browse the aisles. In the past, they...

New Line of Ship Skins Presents a Sticky Situation

EVE Onion reporters obtained evidence this week of a new line of Super Kerr-Induced Nanocoatings (SKINs) coming Soontm. Although the manufacturer is redacted from...

reddit Ramps Up Reee for MOABDB

Denizens of /r/eve respond with alacrity as CCP_Falcon stirs the pot with his announcement of “the mother of all balance devblogs.” Goonswarm Federation’s /u/mr_eti...

Guard of The Rings

With the news that CCP Guard is leaving CCP in order to pursue other opportunities, the community has been hard at work trying to...

Capsuleers Celebrate Annual ERP Awards Ceremony

Luminaire - The Gallente Federation capital system of Luminaire was bustling with activity as roleplayers from around the cluster arrived for the annual ERP...

CCP Guard’s Final Farewell

Inside sources obtained an early draft of CCP Guard’s final farewell song, as he decides that even the music industry is more stable than...

CCP Receives International Recognition For Conservation Efforts

Gland, Switzerland - In a ceremony attended by leading conservationists and environmental leaders, CCP Guard, on behalf of CCP Games, was presented with the...

Miner’s Corner

Let’s drill! Okay, you’ve decided to mine, but aren’t exactly sure how. Or maybe you’ve done it all before, became a millionaire and biomassed....

It’s Not The Weed, eh!

This year, CCP has included Canada in the World Tour (https://www.eveonline.com/article/pjzslc/eve-online-world-tour-2019). You may have heard that marijuana is now legal in Canada. You might...

Amazon Changes Tack on Video as CCP Joins Market

Amazon looked intent on becoming a powerful player in the video market by allowing people to sign up for a wide variety of services...

CCP Mannbjorn Declares “Greed is Bad,” Deletes Vexor Navy Issue from Police SKIN Lineup

Reykjavik - According to eyewitness testimony taken moments after the incident occurred, CCP Mannbjorn, the Executive Producer of CCP Games, declared “Greed is bad!”...

CCP Hilmar Descended From a Norse God!

Recently, EVE Onion had a look into CCP Hilmar’s background and, not surprisingly, he may be of humble origins: Our team of investigative historians...

Mysterious Loot in New Eden

Reports have been coming in about strange items being found in Drone missions on the Singularity server. Shortly after the January 2019 release, capsuleers...

A Day With Mittens

Alex Gianturco has become one of the most popular figures in modern e-sports. After a mediocre rookie year in Starcraft II's silver league, he...