Jita-based optimist “Safety Steve” proudly shared his new gank-proof courier route on r/eve. Within 15 minutes, his fully loaded Obelisk exploded in highsec.
“CONCORD was right there,” Steve lamented. “I even paid for the ‘Safe Passage’ skin!”
Gankers reportedly followed Steve’s public instructions step by step.
Now offering a consulting service, “How to Lose Billions Fast”. Steve is rumored to be under consideration by CODE for a Logistics Director role.
Trust, it turns out, is the most dangerous cargo of all.
