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Triglavian Collective Announces Low-sec Gate to Stain – Ignites Public Support for “The Triangle Overlords”

Celebrations can be heard across numerous station brothels and bars throughout New Eden following the latest in plans for occupied systems by the Triglavian...

Breaking: Elon Musk lets slip POS code only fail safe from “Machineageddon!”

Tokyo Technology Expo, Tokyo - Acclaimed and a much loved by the public Elon Musk let slip during a Q&A session with automotive experts...

Hundreds of Espionage Agents Left Homeless Following CVA Evac from Providence

Ishukone Corporation Factory--Mista For Capsuleer Scone Pancake I-alt, life had just turned upside down, with years of hard work and many hours of scheming coming...

Clone States Revival!

Greetings Capsuleers! Following the wildly successful Abandoned Fortress update, we are bringing back an older—but much loved—mechanic back into play. We know many are eager...

CCP Apologizes for Recent Server Issues—Players to be Compensated by not Getting Banned

Any hardened Eve Online player is all too familiar with the odd server hiccup and the occasional extra 10 minutes of existential dread with...

BREAKING: Auto-Cleaning of Minmatar Ships in Response to a Spate of Xenophobia to be Mandated

Last week, following a significant increase of Minmatar ship destruction across New Eden, CCP implemented an auto-clean mechanic each time a Minmatar ship docks...

Dreadnaughts: Length or Girth?

For what has for some time now been an unsaid rule across New Eden has finally been confirmed by the scientific method. In a...

Leaked: The Empress Announces a Halt in Construction of Low-sec Gate to Stain Amid Corona Virus Pandemic

Pain knows no bounds when it comes to the fortunes and desires of Capsuleers across New Eden. Following disruption by a mysterious and highly...

Eve Online Players Unknowingly Provide WHO With Ideal Social-Distancing Measures in Fight Against Corona Virus

Copenhagen, Denmark.  Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus during the now daily press briefing on COVID-19 virus status made a surprising change in international policy and guidelines...