Erutor

One Person Made a Difference

It’s the end of an era. A brief era, but an era nonetheless. The inimitable Chevis Preston announces his retirement from service as /r/eve...

CCP Snubs Rixx Javix, Botches Playing Card Set, Extends Christmas Olive Branch

Taking a cue from Manic Velocity’s now-defunct FLEETR (don’t go to http://fleetr.space, you’ll be disappointed), CCP decides Rixx Javix’s 2014 collectable trading cards series...

CCP Offers Free SP in Trade Window Scam

Players’ scam alarms activated immediately upon CCP’s announcement of free skillpoints over the 16-19 November weekend, but the community struggled to pin down the...

CCP Hates Hugs

Everyone’s favorite e-war, ECM, gets a healthy whack with the nerf bat, bringing shouts of joy from all corners. While entirely unintuitive that ECM...

CCP: Curing Cancerous Playstyles?

To the un-jaded eye, the October changes are great. The EVE Dev Team, fresh from the first summit with CSM 13, rolls out a...

CCP Calls out Fake Wormholers

Wormholer (Erutor), BTW EVE Onion's investigative team is pleased to bring you this excerpt from the original draft of the October Balance Pass developer notes. We...

Not Purple? Shoot it!

Streamfleet recently presented a well-hyped Boys vs Girls PvP battle endorsed by CCP Games, and spearheaded by EVE Online luminaries Manic Velocity and Rahne....

Holesale Operations Transitions to High-Sec Wardec Corp

Internet Spaceships Are Serious Businesstm. Holesale Operations, while not in the same category as Hard Knocks (the ‘n’ is silent), L A Z E...

CCP Introduces Brutal PvE Content to Drive PLEX Sales

CCP Games, struggling to regain momentum after departure of several key employees, and the now-publicly announced termination of Rixx Javix’s third party product efforts,...

INN, Concerned for Market Share, Shifts Strategy to Emulate EVE Onion

In a bid to bolster efforts to attract and retain their audience after the release of BATTLETECH, and after failing in their bid to...

twitch Streamers Ram Raid Markee Dragon Store 6 April 2100EVE

Under cover of finding good fights, the streamers of streamfleet will live-stream a ram raid on the Markee Dragon store 6 April at 2100...

Case Red Gamma Leak Confirms EVE Onion as the only Independent News Source in New Eden

EVE Onion has learned that Intaki Bank representative Osk en Devoir leaked a CDI Working Group on Emergent Threats report to news agency representatives. The...

SOE Develops PLEX-Ancillary Dilation Reduction Technology

An EVE Onion investigator embedded with the Servant Sisters of EVE, and reporting from deep in wormhole space via transmissions smuggled in SoE shipments...

Fight Breaks Out in Wormhole as Mining Geddons Clash With Sneks! Medals Awarded! Graph Porn Teaser!

Exooki returns with Episode 7 of A Game of Holes, in a two part episode. Part 1 deals with a significant engagement (60B ISK destroyed)...

Suitonia Harasses Innocents, Taunts Plex Orbiters, Scolds Tama (S.H.*.T.P.O.S.T.)

Suitonia, previously exposed by Evocationz Adhera and this prestigious and unbiased news outlet as a callous monster opposed to ice cream, is engaged in...

CONCORD Pursues Time Travel Research with Goonswarm Federation

Pirates have long suspected CONCORD of secret time manipulation technology, as response times to aggression are impossibly fast, and CONCORD ship disabling techniques surpass...