In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the Game Masters of EVE Online have gone rogue, not to fight bugs or balance weapons and ships, but to plunder their own galaxy!
Gone are the days of coding fixes or reading feedback threads. Now, they’re too busy zipping around the universe they’re supposed to manage.
They’re hosting massive loot drops, “forgetting” to report botters, and even holding live, in-game storytelling sessions (because clearly, a little chaos is healthier than any patch note).
While players wonder who’s holding the reins or checking support tickets, the Game Masters insist they’re “testing new features.” Features like whether they can give out enough PLEX to sink the EVE economy.
Devs, you had one job!
