12 STEP PROCESS TO BECOMING A CSM CLARIFIED IN RECENT CCP POST
Of the 12 steps required to qualify for CSM, four remain entirely impossible for the average human beings to obtain. A change clearly intended by CCP to encourage more Jovians to apply themselves and perhaps re-start the failing Jovian empire for other players to join?
A new player faction may just await us!
DEPRESSION KILLS MORE PILOTS THAN LATEST ‘MILLION DOLLAR’ SPACE BATTLE
A massive battle recently took place with the only real victims being all the participants and onlookers. Saddled with crippling depression that this is the highlight of their recent years, Kotaku articles listed a variety of reasons as to why the battle didn’t amount to anything spectacular yet the husks of these fragile and broken players still lurk the stars.
Haunting both the digital world and their family and friends, there’s not much we can expect from these broken players besides more intergalactic conflict without clear resolution.
CCP DECLARES PLUTO NO LONGER A PLANET. CUSTOMS OFFICE OWNER DISAGREES.
(Due to pending legal obligations, this story is not available until after the court case clears. Ownership of Pluto is still hotly debated.)
CHINESE PLAYERS ATTEMPT RESCUE OF STRANDED KIN ON TRANQUILITY
Last weekend over a thousand players of all shapes, colours and Chinese sizes poured into Tranquility on a government-mandated rescue mission to “unite the warring tribes” and “unify the scattered sons of starlight”; a statement that these players have understood to be “save the Chinese players from Tranquility and bring them back to Serenity, Now”
Using any ships available to fresh accounts, the Chinese players used jetcans to spread the word, and even their broken-english Jita scams brought in a small fortune from bored players who, as one such dope told this reporter soon after sending over billions for a capital ship that can’t even enter high security space, “I just wanted to see what would happen lul.”
All Chinese players are expected to be found and returned to Serenity by Thursday, as the Chinese government enforces a strict timeline on all public service acts.
