CCP REMINDS PLAYERS THEY ARE THE VILLAINS.
CCP may be overestimating the amount of roleplayers lurking across the stars in their hit online video game EVE ONLINE. This weekend was the “stunning” revelation that players and not self-serving megacorporations were the true evil force.
CCP was sparse on details but did explain that, at most points in the Eve Online lore, the Amarrian race were the “good guys”, and “meddling players” were the cause of most issues.
“This is why we can’t do cool player interactions like yacht heists anymore”, CCP stated in a follow-up twitter post. “Thanks, meddling players.”
VIDEO GAME PROVES TO BE THE LARGEST EXPORT OF ICELAND. GOVERNMENT VOWS BETTER OVERSIGHT AND TAXATION ON PLAYERS TO PREVENT ABUSE.
Behind transparent aluminum and “unclassified whitefish”, Video Games continue to prove that Iceland has nothing to really offer the world.
When presented with these not so startling facts, the icelandic government has placed a lien on the Eve Online monument outside CCP’s headquarters, with the intent of charging a toll for the churning tide of visitors pressing their hands and murmuring prayers.
ALL MAJOR CORPS NOW REQUIRE YOUR FACEBOOK PASSWORD TO APPLY
All of the major alliances and their corporations would like to remind players that, starting on the 22nd, all players hoping to apply will need to provide their Facebook link as well as the password to access the account and view the information within.
Goonswarm has had this requirement in place for some time now, with the added stipulation that, should you have a Something Awful account instead, they will take that as an “offerings” and “spare thyself of facebooking shame.” The Mittani was not available for comment, but in local chat one of his many followers made clear that, “If you don’t like it, go make your own blue donut.”
