ERB Lied, Dreds Died

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At 1419 EVE time, Einstein-Rosen Brigade’s Fortizar was destroyed. This in itself—wormhole space being what it is—isn’t unusual. Sources inside the hole, though, paint a grimmer picture. Dreads, carriers, a Rorqual, and multiple sub-cap ships…dead. 

Looking for context and a sense of closure, we contacted the main organizers of the eviction for comment:

“I’ve never seen such rampant disregard for capital life” SYNDE CEO Cyrus Kurush said in disgust. “[Emmaline Fera] the CEO said there would only be two capitals in the ENTIRE wormhole. Why would she lie!?”

Peter Moonlight, CEO of Suddenly Carebears added, “It saddens me to see all these dreads left for dead. And the Vargurs! Woe unto those that abandon healthy marauders to such a fate!”

When we sought a rebuttal, ERB CEO Emmaline Fera refused to comment, then went back to running PI. 

The approximate death toll is currently around 500bil ISK, but is expected to grow much higher. 

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