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CCP Mannbjorn Declares “Greed is Bad,” Deletes Vexor Navy Issue from Police SKIN Lineup

Reykjavik - According to eyewitness testimony taken moments after the incident occurred, CCP Mannbjorn, the Executive Producer of CCP Games, declared “Greed is bad!”...

CCP Hilmar Descended From a Norse God!

Recently, EVE Onion had a look into CCP Hilmar’s background and, not surprisingly, he may be of humble origins: Our team of investigative historians...

“Walking in Stations” Revealed to be Feature-Length Film

Reykjavik—Today, CCP released an announcement which sent shockwaves around the globe. The now long forgotten title of Walking in Stations has returned, in a...

Enthusiastic EVE Player Pays Full Price for Galaxy Packs Despite Half-Off Sales from Licensed Third-Party Retailers

Somewhere in the United States - In an astonishing act of corporate welfare, an enthusiastic EVE Online player decided that he wanted to support...

CCP Calls out Fake Wormholers

Wormholer (Erutor), BTW EVE Onion's investigative team is pleased to bring you this excerpt from the original draft of the October Balance Pass developer notes. We...

CCP Rise Responds to Wormhole Concerns, Outlines Adjustments to October Balance Pass Regarding Most Important Ships to Wormholers

Reykjavik - CCP Rise has personally addressed the EVE Online community following an unpopular EVE Devblog that stated “wormholers will be unwilling collateral damage”...

CCP Spends $425 Million on Loot Boxes, Decides to Implement the Idea Into EVE

Earlier this month, the internet nearly broke when EVE Online developer CCP Games announced that it would soon be acquired by Pearl Abyss. Theories...

Pearl Abyss CEO Vetoes October Patch Changes, Orders CCP to Listen to Players

Seoul, Reykjavík In a stunning turn of events following the public outcry over many EVE Online players being treated as “unwilling collateral damage,” Pearl Abyss...

Leaks: EVE Login Issues Are Live Tests For CCP New Policy Against Player Backlash—Turn Off Jita, Market

Reykjavik - The “Burn Jita” riots have long been recognized as a triumph by EVE Online players against unpopular CCP practices. During the riots,...

EVE Online Players Suffer Major Lag as CCP Physically Transports Servers to South Korea Following Pearl Abyss Acquisition

“This acquisition will be excellent for CCP, for our games, and especially our players,” Hilmar Veigar Pétursson, CEO of CCP Games, said cheerfully as...

Faction Warfare Representative Ignored at CSM Summit: “Big Announcement” Interrupts Faction Warfare Balance Presentation

The Faction Warfare Representative of the Council of Interstellar Management (CSM) was reportedly interrupted on the morning of September 6, during the Council’s morning...

EVE Speedrun Canceled at GDQ

Popular charity event Games Done Quick recently concluded its SGDQ event, raising just over $2 million for charity. For those not in the know,...

Stimpacks! by CCPCo!

After considerable positive feedback concerning the reduction in Jump Fatigue, CCP has officially renounced the new plan. “In the next few days,” says CCP...

CCP Announces NIP With Star Citizen, is Betrayed Instantly

Earlier this week, CCP Games CEO Hilmar announced an NIP with Cloud Imperium Games, the development studio of Star Citizen. During the announcement, Hilmar...

Holesale Operations Transitions to High-Sec Wardec Corp

Internet Spaceships Are Serious Businesstm. Holesale Operations, while not in the same category as Hard Knocks (the ‘n’ is silent), L A Z E...

Russian Collusion in the CSM!

Collusion, voter fraud, and smoky backroom deals are all the norm of real world politics. The accusations of such underhanded tactics are common place...