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“EVE Release 1.2 Patch Notes”

Hello everyone. In the wake of the latest major EVE update, release 1.0, several issues have arrived. No doubt working hard to squash the...

breaking February 22, 2018

“Hanger Wars”

Media companies are suffering in the wake of the sudden plummet in viewer count, with companies all across New Eden asking: Why? “It’s as...

news February 18, 2018

CCP Announces “One Million Dollar” Citadel Changes

Terrific news from Iceland today as everyone’s favorite developer, CCP Games, has unveiled plans for a massive overhaul to Eve Online. Quoted by CCP...

news February 9, 2018

CCP Declares Bankruptcy After Players Discover ISK Blueprints

Shocking news from Iceland today as famed game company CCP Games announced bankruptcy after releasing a brief blog post detailing the situation. It seems...

breaking January 16, 2018

Pilot Running For CSM Revealed to be a Bot

Troubling news from CCP today, as we learned someone that was running for a position in the CSM was ousted to be a very...

news January 12, 2018

Local Pilot Enters Wormhole—Has Immediate Regrets

Ah, EVE. A universe of politics, marketing, and war. Empires rise and fall, markets become vibrant and then die out like a flame fueled...

features December 31, 2017

Christmas Tunes For Mining Veldspar: A Sneak Peek!

Greetings and glad tidings! As you are all aware, the holiday season is almost upon us. The EVE Online development team is hard at...

features December 15, 2017

The Last Solo PvP Player Perishes

As a wise man once said, “It is the nature of time, that the old ways must give in. When the new meets the...

news November 30, 2017

New Eden Book Reviews: Gallente Citizen 1945546690: An Autobiography

Welcome back to the New Eden Book Club Reviews series. Today we'll be covering quite the story. It is a tale of none other...

features November 21, 2017

Experts Believe Every Contract in Jita Will be a Scam by YC 133

Jita IV, Moon IV, Caldari Navy Assembly Plant Apparently, the art of the scam is alive and well in Jita, and is thriving. It is...

news November 16, 2017

Elitists Riot, Lifeblood Update Deemed The Worst

CCP Games HQ Reykjavik, Iceland October 24th, 2017 will be a day that goes down in infamy. To those few people out there that aren't "in...

news November 1, 2017

Corporations Across New Eden Suffer As ‘Judge-Proofing’ Continues

Caldari Business Tribunal Bureau Offices, Jita IV. The offices here in Jita continue to receive countless updates to corporation rosters from all across the sector,...

news October 28, 2017