Alliance leaders across New Eden celebrated the election of CSM 17 candidates this year by installing new drone link augmenters. These high slot modules have an item description of “increases drone control range all the way to Rykjavik.”
“This is a great new item to manage our drones CSM representatives,” said alliance leader The Mittani. “Before we had to use marionette strings, and those would get so tangled up. The last in-person CSM meeting looked like an orgy of pasty white nerds held together by fishing line .”
The new wireless drone control augmenters increase the control range of CSM members by thousands of kilometers, and can be further buffed if alliance leaders train “Selfish Bloviated Rhetoric” to level 5. “I AM NOT A DRONE. BEEP BOOP BEEP,” said four time CSM member Brisc Rubal. “ENGAGING TARGET,” Rubal said as he proceeded to run over to attack a small desk lamp.
