Capsuleer Accidentally Arms Entire Enemy Fleet After Purchasing 1,000 Missile Launchers...

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JITA — In a devastating display of market inefficiency that has left Alliance commanders scrambling and Market CEOs counting their ISK, a lone capsuleer...

Area Capsuleer Spends 800 Million ISK On 1,000 Missile Launchers After...

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JITA - In what can only be described as the most expensive typographical error in New Eden history, a local capsuleer accidentally purchased 1,000...

NPC Achieves Top Rank In EVE Online PvP Event, Marking First...

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NEW EDEN — In what experts are calling the most significant development in artificial intelligence since the inception of capsuleer warfare, a non-player character...

NPC Outranks Entire Player Base In CCP’s PvP Fest, Claims It...

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NEW EDEN — In a stunning turn of events that has left the entire EVE Online player base questioning their life choices, a rogue...

Miners Officially Stripped Of Capsuleer Status By CONCORD After Years Of...

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JITA - In a landmark decision that has sent shockwaves through New Eden's mining community, CONCORD has officially reclassified all miners as "non-combat industrial...

Area Man Who Flies 17 Accounts Still Can’t Win 1-V-1 Fight

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JITA — In a development that has shocked absolutely no one who has ever flown with him, a local pilot who operates seventeen accounts...

CCP Introduces New Fun Metric To Determine When Players Are Actually...

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AMSTERDAM—In a groundbreaking move that has left the EVE Online playerbase questioning their entire existence, CCP Games announced Tuesday the introduction of a revolutionary...

CCP Unveils New AI Designed To Handle All Player Complaints Before...

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REYKJAVIK - In a groundbreaking development that industry analysts are calling either genius or completely unhinged, CCP Games has unveiled a new artificial intelligence...

Breaking News: ‘Bazooka’ Weapon Threatens Entire Titan Fleet After 7-Day-Old Pilot...

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JITA - In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through New Eden, intelligence analysts have confirmed the existence of a devastating new weapon...

Capsuleer Declares “100% Safe” Route, Gets Ganked Instantly

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Jita-based optimist “Safety Steve” proudly shared his new gank-proof courier route on r/eve. Within 15 minutes, his fully loaded Obelisk exploded in highsec. “CONCORD was...

CCP Announces “Downtime Simulator” Expansion, Now You Too Can Experience Daily...

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In a nostalgic twist on New Eden’s beloved daily ritual, CCP Games has announced its latest innovation: Downtime Simulator, an expansion that recreates the...

New App “EVE Whisper” Launches, Promising Anonymous Intel Sharing

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In a development more scandalous than a botched bitter vet alliance takeover, a new app called EVE Whisper has entered the New Eden ecosystem,...