NPC Achieves Top Rank In EVE Online PvP Event, Marking First...
NEW EDEN — In what experts are calling the most significant development in artificial intelligence since the inception of capsuleer warfare, a non-player character...
NPC Outranks Entire Player Base In CCP’s PvP Fest, Claims It...
NEW EDEN — In a stunning turn of events that has left the entire EVE Online player base questioning their life choices, a rogue...
Miners Officially Stripped Of Capsuleer Status By CONCORD After Years Of...
JITA - In a landmark decision that has sent shockwaves through New Eden's mining community, CONCORD has officially reclassified all miners as "non-combat industrial...
Area Man Who Flies 17 Accounts Still Can’t Win 1-V-1 Fight
JITA — In a development that has shocked absolutely no one who has ever flown with him, a local pilot who operates seventeen accounts...
CCP Introduces New Fun Metric To Determine When Players Are Actually...
AMSTERDAM—In a groundbreaking move that has left the EVE Online playerbase questioning their entire existence, CCP Games announced Tuesday the introduction of a revolutionary...
CCP Unveils New AI Designed To Handle All Player Complaints Before...
REYKJAVIK - In a groundbreaking development that industry analysts are calling either genius or completely unhinged, CCP Games has unveiled a new artificial intelligence...
Breaking News: ‘Bazooka’ Weapon Threatens Entire Titan Fleet After 7-Day-Old Pilot...
JITA - In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through New Eden, intelligence analysts have confirmed the existence of a devastating new weapon...
Capsuleer Declares “100% Safe” Route, Gets Ganked Instantly
Jita-based optimist “Safety Steve” proudly shared his new gank-proof courier route on r/eve. Within 15 minutes, his fully loaded Obelisk exploded in highsec.
“CONCORD was...
CCP Announces “Downtime Simulator” Expansion, Now You Too Can Experience Daily...
In a nostalgic twist on New Eden’s beloved daily ritual, CCP Games has announced its latest innovation: Downtime Simulator, an expansion that recreates the...
New App “EVE Whisper” Launches, Promising Anonymous Intel Sharing
In a development more scandalous than a botched bitter vet alliance takeover, a new app called EVE Whisper has entered the New Eden ecosystem,...
CCP Games Announces “EVE: The Cooking Show”
In a move more unexpected than a solo Rorqual in lowsec, CCP Games has unveiled EVE: The Cooking Show, an in-game feature designed to...
CCP Games Unveils “EVE: The Musical”
In a surprise announcement, CCP Games has revealed its latest artistic endeavor: EVE: The Musical, a Broadway-style production designed to chronicle the emotional turbulence...





