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CCP HIRE 6TH ECONOMIST TO REMIND OTHER FIVE THEY’RE ALWAYS WRONG

    “You know, the meta system doesn’t account for any real sustainability in the marketplace,” he quietly chided, much to the collective scowls and distasteful...

Weekly Whelp!: GOONSWARM DECLARES WAR ON ITSELF

Today may just go down in EVE online history as the most brutal betrayal of all time. And as of this moment, no one...

RESOURCE WARS CALLED OFF FOLLOWING DISCOVERY OF MORE VALUABLE ORE

Today marks a turning point for the empires. A much more valuable ore was discovered on the planet Pandora V: Unobtainium. For over a...

CCP to Release Their First Mobile Title

Coming next spring, Capsuleers on-the-go can engage in the exciting world of EVE Online from their favorite mobile device. In a bold move, CCP...

Experts Believe Every Contract in Jita Will be a Scam by YC 133

Jita IV, Moon IV, Caldari Navy Assembly Plant Apparently, the art of the scam is alive and well in Jita, and is thriving. It is...

“I’M STARTING MY EMPIRE” SAYS PLAYER MINING VELDSPAR IN A CORVETTE FOR SIX HOURS

“This is how every great story begins”, says a new player mining Veldspar in a 1.0 security system, a few hours into his Eve...

CCP Takes Bold Steps to Protect Capsuleers From Dastardly Pirates

CCP marketing and legal teams are working hard to serve players by protecting EVE Online intellectual property and ensure customers' desire for EVE themed...

RMT Scammer Rushlock Scams Newbros and Bittervets with EVE 2 Beta Keys

EVE stream mogul Rushlock launched a new program on his 2 November stream: He and Frank the Bank will begin selling EVE 2 Beta...

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF

AMARR ROLEPLAY SOCIETY ELECTS NEW AMARR KING TO REPLACE UNRESPONSIVE AMARR PRINCESS Amarr players have spent months attempting to reconnect with their distant and often...

CCP Callously Curbs Celebrations of Spreadsheet Day!

On Tuesday, 17 October, 2017, as the world celebrated Spreadsheet Day (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/spreadsheet-day/), commemorating the day that VisiCalc, the first spreadsheet program for personal computers,...

CCP CRACKDOWN ON LOOT BOXES—ENTIRE 2016 EXPANSION GONE

CCP finished their two-week sweeping reform of the infamous “Loot Box” policy today, finally removing any and all traces of the system from Eve...

Static Talk Launches to Rave Reviews

Your humble correspondent, as member of a trash tier "not quite wormhole" corporation, is pleased to see Foedus Latro of HK and "Tiny" Tim...

Elitists Riot, Lifeblood Update Deemed The Worst

CCP Games HQ Reykjavik, Iceland October 24th, 2017 will be a day that goes down in infamy. To those few people out there that aren't "in...

CCP Announces Drone Drone Bays

by Manic Velocity “F*** it, why not?” says CCP Fozzie In their constant drive to shake up the sandbox, CCP has announced a new feature for...

Corporations Across New Eden Suffer As ‘Judge-Proofing’ Continues

Caldari Business Tribunal Bureau Offices, Jita IV. The offices here in Jita continue to receive countless updates to corporation rosters from all across the sector,...

True Face of Suitonia Revealed!

Hard-hitting journalist Evocationz Adhera tears the mask off of Legendary Low-Sec Lover and Null Sex Pilot Suitonia in a brutal interview, revealing a callous...