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RMT Scammer Rushlock Scams Newbros and Bittervets with EVE 2 Beta Keys

EVE stream mogul Rushlock launched a new program on his 2 November stream: He and Frank the Bank will begin selling EVE 2 Beta...

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF

AMARR ROLEPLAY SOCIETY ELECTS NEW AMARR KING TO REPLACE UNRESPONSIVE AMARR PRINCESS Amarr players have spent months attempting to reconnect with their distant and often...

CCP Callously Curbs Celebrations of Spreadsheet Day!

On Tuesday, 17 October, 2017, as the world celebrated Spreadsheet Day (https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/spreadsheet-day/), commemorating the day that VisiCalc, the first spreadsheet program for personal computers,...

CCP CRACKDOWN ON LOOT BOXES—ENTIRE 2016 EXPANSION GONE

CCP finished their two-week sweeping reform of the infamous “Loot Box” policy today, finally removing any and all traces of the system from Eve...

Static Talk Launches to Rave Reviews

Your humble correspondent, as member of a trash tier "not quite wormhole" corporation, is pleased to see Foedus Latro of HK and "Tiny" Tim...

Elitists Riot, Lifeblood Update Deemed The Worst

CCP Games HQ Reykjavik, Iceland October 24th, 2017 will be a day that goes down in infamy. To those few people out there that aren't "in...

CCP Announces Drone Drone Bays

by Manic Velocity “F*** it, why not?” says CCP Fozzie In their constant drive to shake up the sandbox, CCP has announced a new feature for...

Corporations Across New Eden Suffer As ‘Judge-Proofing’ Continues

Caldari Business Tribunal Bureau Offices, Jita IV. The offices here in Jita continue to receive countless updates to corporation rosters from all across the sector,...

True Face of Suitonia Revealed!

Hard-hitting journalist Evocationz Adhera tears the mask off of Legendary Low-Sec Lover and Null Sex Pilot Suitonia in a brutal interview, revealing a callous...

EVE ONLINE DISCONTINUES CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS, LOOKS FOR NEW BUYER

“We know times are tough” said Robert Industry’s Chris R. Robert at this month’s sprawling EVE festival, live in Vegas. “Like EVE, we intended...

Six Hour Wormhole Camp Finally Pays Off

Traun System—After spending the better part of his Sunday camping a high security wormhole connection, a member of WiNGSPAN Delivery Services finally got the...

Community Corner

This week: Henzo "The High Security Ice Field Ganker" Enecha Henzo spends most of his time prowling the various icicle fields of Amarr space looking to...

The Judge Skips Own Trial

Earlier this month, the dramatic unfoldings of a true internet war resounded across the metaverse, culminating in the bait and switch of one of...

CCP To Discontinue Machariel, Amongst Other Things

I was lucky enough to encounter on Twitter, by complete chance the developer known as "CCP". The sole creative mind behind the hit online...

CCP Blamed For EVE Onion Crash

Last week, on the night of its long awaited revival, the EVE Onion server crashed in a most mysterious fashion. After hours spent rebooting...

New Eden’s Most Wanted

Luminare, Gallente Prime. The Gallente Federation Supreme Court published its ruling in the case of the Federal Defense Union versus Niden. After reaching a...