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CCP Declares Bankruptcy After Players Discover ISK Blueprints

Shocking news from Iceland today as famed game company CCP Games announced bankruptcy after releasing a brief blog post detailing the situation. It seems...

CONCORD Pursues Time Travel Research with Goonswarm Federation

Pirates have long suspected CONCORD of secret time manipulation technology, as response times to aggression are impossibly fast, and CONCORD ship disabling techniques surpass...

Pilot Running For CSM Revealed to be a Bot

Troubling news from CCP today, as we learned someone that was running for a position in the CSM was ousted to be a very...

EVE NEWS IN BRIEF

MOON GOO TURNS OUT TO NOT BE GOO AT ALL Not many would have suspected that Moon Goo would be anything more than goo, but...

Newly Discovered: Bittervets Hire Alpha Clones to Riot on Their Behalf!

Capsuleer MacGirk, hard at work managing his fortune. Bittervets, inspired by Capsuleer Dirk MacGirk's vigorous complaint, are hiring Alpha Clones to riot on their behalf....

SIGNAL BOOST: YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

From CCP's website We're happy to announce that the Yoiul Festival has begun! Available immediately for all capsuleers, Yoiul Festival gifts are raining down from...

CSM Member Jin’taan Jumps The Shark!

CSM Member Jin'taan, of CVA, notable for colorful attire, in-depth theorycrafting, and political science thought leadership articles, and for a CSM candidacy and tenure...

SMALL UPDATE DOOMS 15 YEARS OF PROGRESSIVE ADVANCEMENT

Few would have ever guessed that on the eve of EVE’s 15th birthday, CCP would unleash a cataclysm of a patch. A small update...

SPACE POPE TO GRANDSON: “ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT DELVE. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.”

  Standing over Amarr Pride Rock with his arms outstretched, the noble figure hearkened unto the awaiting masses below that a new era was beginning....

SIGNAL BOOST: INVESTORS ARE GETTING WORRIED MINOR OUTRAGE MIGHT HURT CCP’S SALES NEXT QUARTER.

Analysts within the industry are growing increasingly concerned that minor Twitter and containment forum backlash may impact sales for the coming quarter. A vocal...

GALACTIC GOSSIP: “EVE CLASSIC” RUMORED TO BE IN DEVELOPMENT

Following hot on the trail of “World of Warcraft: Classic” and its big announcement, CCP appears to be following suite with a big reveal...

RMT Scam Continues as Community Embraces EVE 2 Beta

Embedded deep in RMT territory, your humble spai continues to bring you, dear readers, all the salacious details as Rushlock, Frank the Bank, and...

House of Asterion Celebrates Successful Op

J150625 – C4 Space The scene around Asterion’s Pleasure Hub was all hugs and smiles last week as House of Asterion—a Wormhole corporation that focuses...

The Last Solo PvP Player Perishes

As a wise man once said, “It is the nature of time, that the old ways must give in. When the new meets the...

DECOMMISSIONED CONCORD SHIPS DISAPPEAR INTO PRIVATE COLLECTIONS TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN

Not long after CONCORD revealed their new revolver-shaped line of ships did the bidding start on the old rusty-tool shaped line of ships. Private...

Staff Riot Narrowly Averted in an EVE Onion Birthday Surprise

EVE Onion writers nearly rioted on Discord (https://discord.me/eveonion) on the very day of EVE Onion’s first birthday, after management refused to make the Discord...