Whether engaged in combat with pirates, trading at a station, or mining, Samwise still has no idea what he is doing. With a skill-point arrangement more akin to a Jackson Pollock painting, he’s a jack of most trades, but true master of none. Drawing inspiration from real events, and those of the imagination, he enjoys creating satirical stories and poking fun of those that take the game just a little too seriously.
I’m a newbro flying cloaky ships with WiNGSPAN. “I can confirm we are all paid actors/Chance’s alts/only gank miners & explorers/aren’t a real WH corp/are trash tier/only take fights on a B274/won’t de-cloak & take a fight/are worse than CODE.”
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